Detective Danti

The best detective in the world, capable of solving any crime.

Hey did you hear? Detective Danti solved who found the cookie in the cookie jar.

by Best Detective November 10, 2020

Detective Shitshow

A term to describe someone who is dumb or annoying when they state/realize something obvious. Normally said sarcastically.

Dumb friend: Wait, humans are mammals!??!?
You: No way detective shitshow

by Legs4DaysAndDays November 18, 2022

Detective Conan

Detective Conan, the grandfather of One Piece, was created some time when your granddad was born. It follows the story of Jimmy/Shinichi Kudo, a Japanese Sherlock Holmes, and how he lived in fame with hella bitches n cash, just for him to be turned into a first grader by the yakuza/mafia/cartel.

Detective Conan was created to test and challenge how many times a 7 year old can hold someone at gun point, be held at gun point, or fall out of a car or building within 1000 episodes and like 30 movies and specials.

Nigga 1: Hey! I just finished one piece, I need another 1000 episode anime to dedicate my time and energy to!

Nigga 2: Nah, watch Detective Conan. The quality sucks ass but I can't stop watching

by LmaoGodtIer April 12, 2023

Detective Miawoo

The world's most handsome detective.

Detective Miawoo surely lives up to his reputation, he's beautiful.

by 1YANOU #1 FAN June 22, 2023

Textbook Deflection Technique

A deflection technique that is frequently used.

"Are you saying I'm unathletic... Cause yeah I am"
"He just used a Textbook Deflection Technique"

by XD_)NOTUSKNOT_CUBER_FRICK_TAPE January 24, 2022

Shit of defeat

When you are defeated by a task, so you go and take a shit before giving it another go.

"Where's jack?"
"He's been trying to pass level 5 of candy crush for the last hour, but keeps losing, so he has gone to take a Shit of Defeat."

by Chuchundra November 16, 2018

defecation altercation

Essentially, a "shit fight". A defecation altercation is an expression of extreme anger and frustration. Occasionally, it may be synonymous with "shit fit", or the throwing of feces.

That's it, we're gonna' have a defecation altercation. Betch.

by anonyfawks August 5, 2010