Shitty reception

When inmates hide their contraband cell phone in their anus

Inmate - “I only have one bar when I’m storing my cell in the ol ass holio during the day, must be the shitty reception “

by Elwipfo July 22, 2018

decession

Depression caused by a recession in the economy.

William, I've lost 37 million due to the economy tanking my stocks! I'm going to drown my decession with this whole bottle of scotch!

by flacker April 3, 2009

Accidental Deletion

On occasion one will create something wonderful; a swirl of whip creme upon an immaculate hot fudge sundae; with the exact amount of fudge you like, slightly warmed.
The person will truly create a feast to the readers eyes, should it be a creation of writing; or that of music, or that of film. A spectacle, a miracle....
And then they delete it..

because computers are stupid.... and fuck them.....
because... FUCK

Hit Wrong Button----Delete----Search For Scattered Remains------To No Avail-------Gone---------SAD

Example should include the word "Accidental Deletion"
okay...okay... goodness urban dictionary...suck...."it"

by waveofsound1990 September 6, 2012

Path of Deletion Destruction

When you are typing a sentence, and you make a typo halfway through, and instead of moving your cursor to correct it you delete everything up to the typo, correct it, then retype the sentence.

Dude, don't do on a path of deletion destruction, you'll delete half of your paper!

by Rvince May 31, 2009

deceptacon

mexican kittyloaf.

Loaf resembeling pringles man.

mallory hasn't washed her hair in 800 days. lets go make kittyloaf/deceptacon.

by Don't Worry About It April 1, 2005

deceptionated

1.) The process or state of being pissed off after being deceived.

2.) When you have been royally fucked over by some dike or fag!

Whenever you see a lamp, and the motherfucker is $42 but in reality, it's only worth $5, then you have been deceptionated!

Also: see when you find a really hot bitch somewhere, and you find out she loves the puss!

by Bubba Gump and Sean Coxmen August 8, 2006

Decepticon

A woman who looks very attractive from behind, but when she turns around she's disappointingly ugly.

A decepticon can also refer to an older women who dresses much younger than she should in order to trick men into checking her out. This method of deception only works at a distance.

Guy #1: "Hey look at that hot chick sitting at the bar."
Guy #2: "Just be careful, she might be a decepticon."

by AceWoody November 2, 2011