Dead inside

Me right now

Josh: How are you today Tyler!
Tyler: Dead inside as usual...

by Kaytlin.cant June 17, 2018

Dead Rubber

"Dead rubber" is a sporting term; used in description of a match in a league or series where the series' result has already been decided by previous matches' results. The dead rubber match therefore has no effect on the winner and loser of the series, other than the number of matches won and lost and can be considered entirely superfluous.

I dont care if its Peggy's funeral, Arsenal in a Champions League group stage dead rubber is more important

by JustAGuyWhoLikesArsenal. A lot December 1, 2010

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A suggestion given by Google when you type in "Why is there a d"
One of the suggestions says "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"
wtf is wrong with google..

Me: "Why is there a d..."
Google: "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"

by DaDerpKnight May 20, 2016

deadbeat dad

A father separated from a child's mother who refuses to pay maintenence or buy anything for said child.

"That Dave is a deadbeat dad, I hate him."

by George W. Bush July 9, 2003

dead zone

Any geographical area that lacks cell phone service, or has very poor reception.

"I should not have signed up for Voice Stream because their service sucks shit in the East Coast. They have so many dead zones in their so called "Coverage Area"."

by Negger September 8, 2003

Dead Like Me

Dead Like Me is an awesome show on Showtime about A girl named George(Ellen Muth) who is hit by a toliet seat and becomes a Grim Reaper. Her merry band of reapers includes her boss Rube(Mandy Patinkin), The fuck-up Mason(Callum Blue), Tough-as-Nails cop Roxy(Jasmine Guy), and a wannabe actress named Daisy(Laura Harris).

Unfortunately, this wickedly funny show has been cancelled by Bob Greenblatt(see Devil's Spawn)and unless something is done, one of the last great shows on TV will die.

Dead Like Me is fucking great and underrated!

by ReaperAyane December 29, 2004

Dead horse's ass

saying that means what you are asking for is absolutely not going to happen.

When somebody asks for something that you're not going to give them or do for them, your response is "Sorry, but I'd say you're looking up a dead horse's ass"

by wlp1971sept May 25, 2009