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Dallas Phallus

Slang term for the penis-shaped Reunion Tower in Dallas, Texas. Symbolic for Texans' often-times hubris and macho behavior.
We drove through Dallas-Fort Worth metro area today and I was able to capture a great picture of the Dallas Phallus.
by nomadik November 13, 2011
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Diamond Dallas Blumpkin

More formally known as a DDB, it is closely related to the wrestling term DDP. This is a sexual maneuver involving two partners. The partner receiving the bumpkin will hold the ejaculated cum in their mouth after the other is finished. The receiver of the blumpkin, dressed in torn up jeans and a cut off tee-shirt, will then give their cum filled partner a diamond cutter in the middle of the bathroom. This will hopefully send the ejaculated sperm on another journey through the air onto the bathroom floor and walls. This move should be done with care, and the winner can qualify for the intercontinental championship of the world.
Hey Jeff did you check out that Diamond Dallas Blumpkin that was on RAW last night.
by Squire September 4, 2008
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Dallas Cowboys

Founded in 1960, the experienced much success due to the longevity of excellent coach Tom Landry, who led the team from its inception until 1988. In 1966, they began a streak of 8 straight playoff berths, lasting until 1973. After a one year interuption a 9 year playoff streak unfolder from 1975-83. During this time, Dallas was dominant during the regular season, but seemed to be somewhat unsuccessful in the postseason. They lost their first Super Bowl in 1970 on a last second Colts field goal, but followed it up with a Super Bowl VI win the next year. In the 1970s, the Cowboys were called America's Team, and had a fierce rivalry with the Pittsburgh Steelers, as both were easily the best and most popular teams in football. While Dallas claimed its second title in 1977 in Super Bowl XII, they came up on the losing end of 2 Super Bowl apperances against the Steelers in 1975 and 1978. After the dominance of the 1970s and 1980s came to an end in Landry's last playoff berth in 1985, the team went through a short but bitter downfall, before quickly rebounding in the early 1990s. From 1991-99, they earned 8 playoff berths in 9 seasons but most importantly won 3 more Super Bowl crowns with a new cast of characters such as Troy Aikman and Emmitt Smith. Their back-to-back 1992 and 1993 Super Bowl XXVII and XXVIII wins over Buffalo were dominanting, but their Super Bowl XXX victory over archrival Pittsburgh was contreversial due to 2 terrible Steeler interceptions. In recent years, the team hasn't been such a force, with just 1 playoff berth in this decade, coming during the 2003 season.
"The Dallas Cowboys have handed the Buffalo Bills their fourth straight Super Bowl loss, as Dallas captures the title."
by Sports Info July 7, 2006
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dallas cowboys

A Team that loves to lose in the playoffs
Person #1: Hey man, are the dallas cowboys playing today in the playoffs?
Person #2: Who cares, they'll find some way to lose it.
by Clash #2 July 23, 2008
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Dalaney

Mama Bear and/or Sister bear. Someone whoo will fuck you up if you mess with her cubs.
Better not mess with Emma or Dalaney will kick your ass.
by Nativebbygirl August 31, 2010
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Amber Does Dallas

The name of Dallas/Ft. Worth's official Repo! The Genetic Opera's shadow cast. The cast has been around since June, 2009. The cast's first show is on November 8th, 2009 at the Lakewood theater in Dallas.
"Man I want to go see Amber Does Dallas!"
by Zenchi October 13, 2009
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Dallas

Some one who is special in your life. His a real bad ass, but when his near you...he's someone different. This is someone you don't wont to ever loss. Even through you have an amazing friendship, things can't happen with Dallas. He is loving, caring, and sadly a drugy. But don't change him. He's that one person who you would die to have sex with!!!!
Dallas Love Drugs Sex
by SecretLover1996 December 6, 2010
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