Dallastown 

1. The most ridiculous school district in the world. Has bought a smartboard for literally every single classroom, which nobody uses. Installed flat-screen TVs in "cat-aterias" and lobbies that nobody watches. Assumes that all problems with teachers are the students fault. Let's hundreds more kids move into the district that literally can not fit into the schools, and ruin our test scores. Not a single kid that lives here, wants to stay.

2. Nothing to do that doesn't involve driving for miles. The closest entertainment is Hershey Park which is 45 miles away, or Baltimore which is 50 miles away. IN town the only thing to do is go to Robburitos or Roma's Pizza.
3. Kids think they live in the "ghetto" which basically encompasses Main Street, with a few shitty houses. Other kids think they are country, but they live in the suburbs.
4. The second worst town in York. The only place worse than Dallastown is Red Lion.

1. Kid 1: So how many times have you watched TV in the lobby or used a smartboard?
Kid 2: Not once. Maybe because there are hundreds of kids in the lobby and 40 in my class.

Parent 1: Yeah I'm moving from Baltimore to a nice safe city in PA with great test scores.
Parent 2: Yeah, you and 5,000 other parents. And now their test scores suck.

2. Kid 1: Wanna do something fun?
Kid 2: What, you mean in Dallastown? Good one.

Parent 1: Let's go on a trip to Baltimore!
Parent 2: Why don't you just move back?

3. Kid 1: I'm straight out the Ghetto homes!
Kid 2: Dude, you live in a suburb called Blossom Hill, you're not a gangster.

4. Kid 1: God I hate this town.
Kid 2: At least you don't live in Dallastown.

Dallastown by DTOWNSUCKS November 9, 2010

Dallastown 

a suck-ass neighborhood flooded with the stench of B.O., drugs, and grease. The majority of the kids here are 'gangsters' who say the n-word every two seconds when they're pale white. if you walk around, you'll see emo skateboarders, old men with a snaggletooth driving at 30 MPH, or teens walking around. you can identify a dallastown school if every classroom has a smart board, or if you taste the cafeteria food.

Person 1: I think we're in Dallastown school district.
Person 2: how do you know?
Person 1: did you try the sausage patties yet??

Dallastown by oofergang__ November 6, 2019

Dallastown 

A place with emos and skateboarders on the sidewalks 24/7. Dallastown is really just Main St. Then, everything ends, and it's just houses or the high school. Dallastown is considered the "urban" area of the Dallastown school district, though this is considered a joke because this is Main St.: shitty houses, churches, and the disgusting Dallas Theatre with really cheap movie tickets. Apparently from what they indoctrinate into the kids at Dallastown, Lyndon Johnson spoke to a crowd on Main St. while he was president. He must not have realized this is a shit hole.

Example 1:

This town is so dallastown; it's all run down and shitty.

Example 2:

Friend 1: Jeez, my life sucks.
Friend 2: My life is way more dallastown than yours!

Dallastown by dallastownsucks July 26, 2009

dallascowboyrry 

The most beautiful, amazing, talented, sweetest girl ever. She’s gonna be America’s sweetheart one day. She’s gonna be in movies and sell out stadium tours. Her tiktoks are phenomenal.

I love dallascowboyrry so much! She loves Loki, Harry, One Direction, and the Mcu. She also loves singing and acting. Dallascowboyrry is body positive.

dallascowboyrry by dapimpisere April 17, 2022

darlaston 

Where all of the chavs and tramps live doing drugs and carrying shanks

Ahh mate I went to darlaston and I only got one bag of weed what a shit day

darlaston by A soft cock September 27, 2020

dallastodd27 

dallastodd27's are not cool. They are a type of disgrace to humanity and if you come across one you should go find a kenny8852 instead.

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dallastodd27 by not camgoucher April 15, 2020