George Castanza

noun: a character from Seinfeld

verb: to regain a position by acting as if the end of it never happened

george castanza goes back to work as if he did not quit, thus regaining his job

by yoyoyoo June 23, 2007

Costa Rica

A place for new beginnigs and starlit beaches where waves hypnotize and words are recognized as irrelevant.

He will find me on a beach in Costa Rica wearing a white bikini and playing songs of the mariachi on my guitarra.

by Jen March 13, 2004

costa

Inability to hold your bladder.

Dude, stop the car I'm about to Costa all over my pants.

by R 2.0 September 15, 2009

Costa Rican Tickle-Horn

n: A rare, elusive beetle found deep in the misty rainforests of Costa Rica. Noted for its large, fuzz-covered horn protruding from its head.
v: A rare and provocative sexual act, often used in conjunction with the patty-wack or the 'Kenyan Creeper'.

On a recent excursion into the forest, we came across a prime specimen of the Costa Rican Tickle-Horn.

Yeah, things are getting pretty serious... she let me Costa Rican Tickle-Horn her... twice.

by Conan the Librarian June 17, 2007

custard gun

Australian slang for a penis, neatly encapsulating the description of how that part of the male anatomy shoots with great force a fluid that ever-so-slightly resembles a globular, liquid dessert.

Also Custard Gun was the original name of the legendary 1990s Brisbane AU band Custard: name truncated for obvious reasons!

I drizzled my gf's donut with a healthy glaze courtesy of my custard gun. Mmm!

by Bag O'Turnips April 14, 2008

Costa Del Your Maw

Costa Del Your Maw- rather than the usual scottish slang insulting remark of "yer maw" , a modern day cultured version of the phrase is used by inserting "costa del" at the start. Normally the phrase is used by hispanic teenagers in Scottish modern studies classes .

Girl: yo kelly bhoy!

Girl2: shut it ya chuggington

girl 1: Aw no she didn't ... go Costa Del Your Maw!

by vickydoll#1 February 24, 2013

George Costanza Answering Machine

A George Costanza Answering Machine is when you record a ridiculous greeting people hear when they call your answering machine. It comes from an episode of "Seinfeld" where George's greeting is himself singing a song off key to avoid talking to his girlfriend.

I HATE calling Paul when he isn't home. He has a George Costanza Answering Machine.

by VFL98 August 26, 2014