albino chupacabra

the cousin of the every day seen chupacabra. a beast known for its raging nipples that can grow to at least 2 feet. the nipples are used as both of a lure and a self defense mechanism. when hungry or erect it will use its nipples to lure in little creatures like bunny's and squirrels, which he/she will attack or fuck to the death.

his gigantic nipple are also a form of self defense. if under attack the albino chupacabra would start swinging his nipple.
(by our studies, it is said that getting hit by a albinos chupacabra is equivalent to getting hit by 2 buses. amazing.)
in addition to swinging his/her nipples wildly. he/she will lactate. causing blindness.

a albino chupacabra is described as a chupacabra with pale white skin, giant nipples, and either a gaping but hole for male or a gagina for the female.

"ohhh god i almost died last night"

"what happened"

"i was attacked by a albino chupacabra"

by dairon December 18, 2008

pink cupcake

When someone cups their hand over their vagina when they queef and throw the now handheld queef gas in your face.

Sally: Hey Brandon, You want a pink cupcake? Brandon: Heck yea, I love cupcakes!!! Sally: Ok, enjoy! (As she queefs in her hand and face palms Brandon).

by Mitch-a-palooza March 9, 2015

cupala

An undetermined amount of alcohol usually measured by the number of drinks.

"Really officer, I only had a cupala beers."

by Muskratjim December 3, 2007

Cupcake Fee

Having to buy your friends drinks because you were hanging out with your girlfriend or girl you are interested in too much.

"You owe me a beer because you were cupcakin all night!, Its your cupcake fee"

by Slurnik February 28, 2009

ChupaChuphilia

Addiction to ChupaChups or anything loliipop-like.

Some guys in anime have Chupachuphilia.

by ChupaChuphile January 2, 2009

Cupcake Hustler

someone who hustles cupcakes for money or sex

wat up cupcake hustler whatchu got for me today

by the slutnugget January 2, 2012

cupalabra

The cupalabra, as known to many gringos, should not be confused with the chupacabra. This little gremlin lurks in chandaliers and enjoys eating mosquitos. Cupalara is a devilish creature you may like to have around your patio for those nice summer nights. You may still want to keep a good distance though, they may bite.

I was enjoying a few drinks with my gringo friends and a the cupalabra kept the mosquitos away.

by PrincessQ April 14, 2013