Critical Stupid

The most stupid thing you can think of and add autism.

Yo, that Phillipe has reached Critical Stupid.

by Philopean RedRocket December 3, 2018

critical repositioning

The act of strategically abandoning your team. Used mainly in the game of Fortnite.

“Dude are you leaving your team!?”
“No. This is critical repositioning.”

by wildmanhunt January 3, 2019

criticalifornia

A name some dude gave himself when he was 17 and thought it was hella clever.

"You hear that new Criticalifornia?"

"Yeah man that shit was heavy!"

by Lightweighttiddy March 6, 2019

Critical mistake

A misfire or mistake so sad or pathetic that you question if they went into a vegetative state when doing it.

My coworker decided it would be a good idea to bring balloons to our boss's funeral. A critical mistake that would cost him his job.

by Tovarishch Lasagna May 18, 2019

Critical mistake

A misfire or mistake so sad or pathetic that you question if they went into a vegetative state when doing it.

My idiot friend decided it would be a good idea to bring balloons to his boss's funeral. A critical mistake that would cost him his job.

by Tovarishch Lasagna May 18, 2019

Critical shot

A situation when u are boning her pussy and ur dong suddenly slides in her booty hole

Guy 1: -Yo, bruh. Why r u so sad?
Guy 2: Last night I got a critical shot with ma bae so I pulled out my schlong and it was full covered with shit.

by Scaffold June 5, 2019

Cringalo

A word Lydia D and Ana D to call their friends

“Braden is such a cringalo”

by Loodia🤪 August 25, 2019