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cradle the balls

what that bitch should remember to do.

When giving head, soft fingertips grazing the scrotum.

Caressing the ballsack, asking for the cum explosion, reassuring she wants it in her mouth, gently coaxing the orgasm.
I was preoccupied but when she went deep throat and cradle the balls, I couldn't help but to bust a fat nut.
by thescifiGOD April 20, 2009
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craplet

A small piece of software that is preinstalled on a new PC. It typically cluters up your desktop and is unwelcome. It is similar to buying a new car and havinga bumper sticker plastered on the back
I bought a new dell and had to delete 45 craplets.
by Rolling Thunder April 18, 2007
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cradle snatcher

someone who has a romantic or sexual relationship with a much younger partner (British & Australian humorous)
You are dating someone five years younger? You cradle snatcher!
by Jim Bar October 28, 2013
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Crawling in my skin

From the popular Linkin Park song. You use this when somebody is being an angsty bitch and generally whining about their lives and how they have it so much worse than you. See angst
"Ricky's whining about how his girlfriend left him. CRAWWWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN"
by Protodude August 29, 2004
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crawled out of the nest

A term to describe someone who just got out of bed and used minimal hygiene before presenting himself/herself to the world. Usually done by people who partied like a rock star the night before. Something worse than bedhead.
The couple in the booth looked and smelled like they just crawled out of the nest.
by I AM KAFREEN January 12, 2010
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crotch crawler

Crabs, or body lice. I know some of you had'em. Q-tip and Tribe Called Quest call'em "The Pubic Enemy". Or E-Z E once said "She's bad nobody is badder but she got more crabs than a seafood platter."
She fine, but I herd she gots crotch crawlers.
by Kid Ray September 25, 2006
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LAN-Crawling

The act of searching the LAN (Local Area Network) for files or information. This can be done manually by browsing the network, or by using a LAN-utility to search automatically.
-Dude, connect to this guy "moron5", he has over 9000Tb warez shared!
-Who is that?
-idk, I found him while LAN-Crawling
by moron5 September 11, 2009
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