fan-crapstic

When a person thinks that they are doing something fantastically well and the end result is just the opposite.

"I thought I was doing something fantastic but it actually was fan-crapstic"

by Eddie III October 28, 2009

Cronstitorium

a place, usually a building which houses cronstitors. A crosnstitor is anything except people named steven. Not stephen but steven.

Steven! get the fuck up out my cronstitorium!

That cronstitor is awesome!!

by Andrew January 5, 2004

crainster

when a chick gives a dude head.

synonyms: head, noggin, bj, oral, cranium, brain etc...

molly would have finished giving me crainster but that cock block zach went right by us.

by josh duh October 15, 2008

Crapstick

A very randomized word spoken by the infamous, Jessica West.

Also, another word for chapstick

This word, as it have several different meanings, can also be used to describe something odd, strange, ironic, or stupid.
This word is also used by people who attract Germans, sniff dust, or get drunk by invisible liquor (and you can tell it by the use their fingers).

Sicca says (11:26 AM):
yay
they're olnlineee
when we talk about the weirdest things

Kenchow<3 says (11:26 AM):
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Sicca says (11:26 AM):
xDD

Kenchow<3 says (11:26 AM):
LOLOLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL

Sicca says (11:26 AM):
it's so crapstick!
;3

by kenchow<3 January 16, 2009

Crasterbation

The art of evasively jerking off in a high school computer lab.

Look at that guy in the computer lab wacking it to gay porn! He has definitely mastered the art of Crasterbation...

by Crassmaster9000 September 16, 2014

crankster

A fishing lure made my GG's Lures in Oregon. A Crankbait used for catching Bass and Walleye.

I cast the crankster out and reeled in a huge bass from the bass hole.

by Sandra December 28, 2003

crants

A pile ranging from miniscule to unmanagable in size, composed of various personal accesories, dirty laundry, or even used food utensils/products.

That guy's room was just one big crants, and it smelled like old roast biescht.

by skyeplex September 25, 2006