Dane Cook 

The Gallagher of our generation. Dane Cook is a "comedian" that everyone seems to love despite his extreme mediocrity. His amazing lack of jokes combined with his ability to run around the stage like a five-year-old without his meds appeals to anyone without a soul or any knowledge of comedy. His trite and obvious observations contain no punchlines and often appeal to people with short attention spans.

You ever go into the bathroom and everything is WET? The floor is wet! The counters are wet! Everything's wet!

-Dane Cook

Uh... could it be because people piss on the floor and wash their hands aggressively?

-Andy Kindler

Dane Cook by Illusion December 14, 2008

byron cook 

a retard from akwesasne who thinks he's chief of running water

hey look its byron cook

byron cook by kahiio_21 June 10, 2018

Ben Cook 

In lots of Musicals....He was Racetrack in Newsies, and Mouthpiece in West Side Story 2021...definitely made both characters the best they could possibly be

Nooooo...You guys my friend message Ben Cook something embarrassing about me!

Ben Cook by Broadway not official March 4, 2022

Gid the Cook 

It is a combination of an elegant Blackman and a powerful locomotive.
It had the ability to leave engines steamy and wallets empty. It is the love child of Thomas the Tank engine and a rapper who shan't be named

Gid the Cook is a kool train isn't it?
Did you hear about Gid the Cook, apparently it's not a real train

Gid the Cook by Gidwan June 9, 2018

David Cook 

The winner of american idol season 7. He's pretty much amazing, the best winner they've had yet. he has such a good voice, it's like magic when he sings, and he's incredibly hot.

misguided person: david archuleta should have won american idol.

me: no way, david cook is so much better. how could you not love him after he sang 'eleanor rigby', 'the music of the night', and 'always be my baby'?

David Cook by tennisiscool June 19, 2008

Dane Cook 

poop

I just took a massive Dane Cook

Dane Cook by Miked? January 23, 2009

Don Cook Done 

Don Cook is a man who is very trusthwrothy. If you come to him with a problem and are looking for something whether it be money, property, or a favor, he usually will respond with the word DONE before you can even finish asking. Hence DON COOK DONE.

Hey Don, Im wondering if I could borrow your... (Don Cook Done) lawnmower, thanks Don!

Don Cook Done by Don Cook May 18, 2008