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condoleeza rice

Widely regarded as the most talented member of the current administration, and two heartbeats away from the presidency. However, her lasting legacy as Secretary of State will undoubtedly be that she went shopping for Manolo Blahnik shoes while Hurricane Katrina destroyed New Orleans---an act of singular callousness that eclipses Janet Reno's treatment of Waco, and the Elian Gonzalez affair.
Condoleeza rice may be the smartest person in any room, but her compassion and judgement are the objective correlative of W and the neocons!
by Oakkymon July 15, 2007
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Console Player

A person that perfers a console over a pc. But they acknowledge that a pc is better, but they just prefer a console. NOTE: This is not to be mistaken with a console peasent, they think that a pc is worse then a console and will always defend consoles.
Console player: yeah I enjoy playing on a console more then pc, but a pc is better then a console
Console peasent: WHAT ARE U SAYING!!!!! A CONSOLE IS THE SUPREME GAMING PLATFORM.
by Sinji July 8, 2020
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Condolations

When a situation calls for condolences for one and congratulations for someone else.
You're parents got a promotion and they are moving out of state leaving you alone.
"Hey great news about your Moms promotion, oh, sorry you're going to be alone here aren't you? Condolations...
by Steve Day December 30, 2008
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Condoleezma

Condoleezma - noun

A caucasian male dressed in drag - usually overweight - imitating Dr. Condoleezza Rice and all of her accomplishments. Imitations include political farce and racial humor.
Guy 1 - Dude, why are you dressed like a fatass black girl?
Guy 2 - I've gotta go do my Condoleezma.
by Cuspid May 30, 2009
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contommelate

The act of contommelating occurs when participating in a game of centurion, only to vomit the entire contents of your stomach into an esky, resulting in your disqualification of the game (unless you make it to 100!)
I really feel for Simmo, he was going so well - only to contommelate at 96. Since he got the lowest score, he had to clean Paul's esky at the end of the game.
by Hux May 19, 2008
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Conhole

A conservative that is willing to tank the country rather than compromise their demagoguery.
Those House of Representative conholes would let this country go under before they would vote for a compromise bill.
by UTJIM July 26, 2011
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Condolatulations

A remark one might deliver to another upon receiving news of something tragic or depressing despite being simultaneously needed or desired.
Statement: "I was just laid off from my shitty job."
Remark: "My sincerest condolatulations. Lets celebrate!"
by Marrio13 September 2, 2011
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