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constipation

An asshole who is full of shit; a mean, cocky person who tells nonsense stories to try and make himself look better.
He keeps talkin' all that good shit but he's really just an arrogant douchebag spewing a bunch of b.s.. Can you say, "constipation?"
by katiekins October 13, 2008
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Constipationing

Ah, i would go out but im constipationing at the mo.
by George Macky October 28, 2008
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Installation Constipation

When installing a program onto your computer it sometimes takes a ridiculous amount of time to do it, or it takes ages and then does it all at once - a bit like constipation.
Ronald: Hey Jeremy, flight simulators is taking the piss to install, fuck it, i dont want to play that shit game anyway.

Jeremy: Hmm looks like you had a classic case of installation constipation there mate. Why the fuck did you want to play that anyway you complete bell.
by Nedmundovich April 5, 2009
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threat construction

War like concept of marginalizing and fictionalizing events of history that are undeniable facts invented after 9/11.
When Baudrillard talks about the simulacrum of War and how the media is used as an entertaining diversive smoke screen, what is really talking about is threat construction (paper)...
by Dune-spice monkey January 31, 2017
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Russian Conscription

“mobilization to graves
Russian Conscription for the war in Ukraine is a grave era.
by mlhiss September 24, 2022
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construction gay

Term for a homosexual male in the blue collar industry. Although a rare breed, they tend to crop up in suburbia where the trendiest job is working shirtless under the sun organizing tiles on a track-home roof.
Will was fired yesterday because his boss discovered most of his day was spent watching the construction gay washing the windows of the building across the street.
by Benutty March 8, 2008
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constapation

only when matty morris needs a shit he makes the whole world gip, every1 pukes and all is revealed
plop!!! plop!!!
by matty morris March 31, 2003
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