David de lá Conquer

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Watch out it’s the gingerbreadman... David de lá Conquer

by C4MSW3 December 9, 2019

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Rule of Conquest

rejecting the advances and or not advancing on a love interest when previously entertained by a close friend

"yo has Gwendola been talking to you?"
"yeah dude, rule of conquest"

"never doubted you DeSean"

by Goblox May 4, 2021

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Kang The Conqueror

The meanest motherfucker of the Marvel Multiverse.

Kang The Conqueror is slated to be the next big villain in the MCU and is expected to be a bigger threat to Marvel's heros than Thanos. While the full extent of his power is yet to be seen, it is known that he has numerous variants of himself scattered across different dimensions.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel November 4, 2023

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Turtles and Conquistador

Regionally known in Northern Florida as a sexual tradition in which a blindfolded male suiter hangs a map of the trailer park low on a wall, chugs a 4 Loko, spins three times, and walks toward the map while neked. Where his erect member touches the map before he falls down, is where the object of his affection must hide.

Once hidden, the “turtle” must scream, “Ca caaaw!” At that point, the pursuer can remove his blindfold and roam the trailer park still neked, searching under each of his neighbor’s trailers.

The game ends once the “turtle” is located and humped or the local authorities stop the search.

“What’re ya in for?”
“Caught stealin’ a catalytic converter. You?”
“Turtles and Conquistador until the law showed up.”
“Well you ol’ salty horn dog! Been there, done that.”

by Honest2n March 23, 2024

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