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Suburban Commando

by Ru-Kasu September 11, 2015
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commando banana

when a curved erection peeks out of his speedos
he's sporting quite the commando banana in those swim trunks.
by bob spawn July 7, 2016
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Advanced recon commando

A Term used to describe a person who is good at breaching.
Wow your a real Advanced recon commando
by ShacClO July 25, 2019
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Double commando

Going double commando refers to going out without your phone or a watch on
by markymoo72 May 8, 2019
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foot commando

when you can’t remember the word for barefoot
aw shat i lost my socks AND shoes. guess i’m going foot commando.
by lumberr June 4, 2019
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Valley Commando

An absolute blown bro from the Welsh valleys.
Andy: bro im blownnnnnnnn eggy boy get here nowwwwwwwww
Johnson: mate your an absolute valley commando mate
by JohnDoe2010101 September 5, 2019
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Commando Shield

When you use underwear (preferably clean boxers) as an emergency MASK. You put your head in the waistband and through one leg, allowing the material to cover your leg. You put the other leg, bottom first over the top you your head. Fold the waistband under and you are done and protected.

A "Dirty Commando Shield" would be in an extreme emergency situation when you are forced to remove your underwear and use it as a mask as described above.
I tried to go to the store but they wouldn't let me in without a mask, so I returned to the car and put on my commando shield.
by Lindylvr April 17, 2020
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