southern comfort

a potent sweet caramel flavored liquor popular amongst people too young to be drinking leagaly

Billy got hammered on southern comfort and yakked all over the bathroom

by Xot June 1, 2005

Slow Comfortable Screw

1) some good sex.

2) a cocktail containing gin and orange juice.

Jane: hey jaime let have a slow comfortable screw
Jaime: yer ok
Chris: mad sluts can i film it?
Jaime and Jane: sure!
Jane to bar-tender: hey can i have a slow comfortable screw?
Bar-tender: sure meet me out the back in 5.

by Catwoman18 October 19, 2008

Flying Concord

When engaging in sexual intercourse, you proceed to start out with the familiar Doggy Style. After you are set and positioned, you grasp the females hips or stomach area and lift up causing her upper half to become airborne. The female then spreads her arms wide while still airborne, and the male sways left to right as it resembles steering a concord aircraft.

"No Eric, I'm sick of the Flying Concord, my arms get too tired.

by Eric M, Derek P, Matt C January 17, 2009

comfort cock

Refers to when someone must sleep while holding the penis of their partner in their hand, analogous to how children sleep while being comforted by holding a stuffed animal.

Ian's penis was used as a comfort cock by his girlfriend after they fell asleep together.

by Cock092 April 10, 2009

comfortable shoes

Shoes worn by lesbians that are devoid of style and often look manly; a distinguishing charastic of lesbians. lesbian rug muncher dyke

Look at the dyke over there in the comfortable shoes.

by Way Cool Rich May 21, 2007

THE CONCORDIA

It's when you do it doggy style, but instead of using a condom you use a sandwhich baggie. Without taking the sandwhich out. Just to get the squishy feeling of lunch meat inside you. Then when you're done, you do 69. Then you shove a live porcupine up her vagina & listen to her shriek. while she's shrieking, you hit her with a bus. Then you bake cupcakes, & AFTER taking the porcupine OUT, shove cupcakes up her ass & vagina, & stick it in there. Then throw the body in a nearby lake. Then eat the sandwhich as you watch her sink.

"Hey man, do you know where my mother is? I haven't seen her today"
"Oh, sorry man, I gave her THE CONCORDIA last night. You wont be seeing her any time soon."

by Scott & Jenn July 2, 2006

Comfort Couple

A committed couple that does not have regular sex but does (usually) live together and love one another. Even though not sexual, the relationship is dedicated to spending time together and relationship building. The partnership is often seen as a long-term or even a lifetime commitment for each person in the relationship.

Yes Joe and Jill are together they just don't have sex. They are a comfort couple and will probably be together for life knowing them.

by austinanswer March 2, 2011