When a can or bottle feels cold on outside but is not because it was only recently added to the cooler.
Don't open that can, it's fool's cold!
by Bumpyjonas November 28, 2016
by Johnnymyman96 January 01, 2022
getting the sniffles after heavy use of cannabis either caught from passing joints or the lack of vitamin c attributed to weed smokers
by cosmic-rolley September 11, 2013
by Tbrambo January 03, 2012
A hangover, especially one on a week day that prevents one from attending work, or greatly reduces one's productivity while at work. Named after the small drinking town of Wivenhoe, Essex, UK.
"I didn't get much done at work today. I went to the pub last night and had a terrible Wivenhoe Cold this morning."
by grimdownsouth July 20, 2012
The remnants of blood on your dick from recently having intercourse with a dead woman that has been mensturating.
"Bro I had such a good time with my lady last night but the only problem is that I got cold ketchup on my dick"
by Yamanjc September 18, 2016