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colbys rizz

colbys rizz is somewhat the opposute of rizz. when someone is failing really hard to get girls you say colbys rizz
bartholemew has colbys rizz
by geodice May 31, 2023
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Bobby Colby

An attention-deficit legendary creature of Korean folk, known because of its height, weight, and high pitch squeal, which many scientists say is the cause of cancer. The face of the creature is that of a gorilla's but he has the body of an elephant, the arms of a T- Rex, and the legs of a giraffe (which questions the ability of Bolby to walk on two feet). Victims' description of its height ranges from 12 feet to 36 feet. But coincidentally, they all agreed on the fact that its round belly is able to swallow a human whole.
All of the victims of the creatures attack stated that before they were attacked, they heard their name called in an irritating high-pitched fashion, which causes instant paralysis. Apparently, this paralysis is the reason why the fat creature can catch up to its targets. Some people say they were paralyzed for hours, even though the creature was only a few footsteps away. This was probably because the creature was too busy chasing butterflies or something.
man 1: have you seen Bobby Colby's wrestling video?
man 2: yea search SHW 4/24/09 Section X Title Match part 1 of 2 on youtube
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Colby

A man with a very small penis
that colby was a disappointment
by rrealty July 12, 2020
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Colby Whitney

A guy who usually has a beard and hes kind of a fag and has a ripped up phone case who drives a chevy and lives in oak run because hes gay as fuck
"Do you know Colby Whitney?" "Yeah hes a fag"
by hoxiesnumberonefan December 12, 2018
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Colby

And emo looking motherfucker that is always drunk, high or depressed with a small dick and always loves umbreons and bald bitches
"The guy sitting in the corner is such a Colby."
by Goat fucker June 1, 2018
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Colby

Person one:Do not be such a colby bro.

Person 2: hey do not be such a Brian dude.
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The Colby

The Colby is when you ask your girl to stick her thumb in your butt during intercourse and you call her Jorge Masvidal.
Let’s get a little freaky tonight, and you give me the Colby
by Cloud monkey November 19, 2022
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