colbys rizz is somewhat the opposute of rizz. when someone is failing really hard to get girls you say colbys rizz
bartholemew has colbys rizz
by geodice May 31, 2023
Get the colbys rizzmug. An attention-deficit legendary creature of Korean folk, known because of its height, weight, and high pitch squeal, which many scientists say is the cause of cancer. The face of the creature is that of a gorilla's but he has the body of an elephant, the arms of a T- Rex, and the legs of a giraffe (which questions the ability of Bolby to walk on two feet). Victims' description of its height ranges from 12 feet to 36 feet. But coincidentally, they all agreed on the fact that its round belly is able to swallow a human whole.
All of the victims of the creatures attack stated that before they were attacked, they heard their name called in an irritating high-pitched fashion, which causes instant paralysis. Apparently, this paralysis is the reason why the fat creature can catch up to its targets. Some people say they were paralyzed for hours, even though the creature was only a few footsteps away. This was probably because the creature was too busy chasing butterflies or something.
All of the victims of the creatures attack stated that before they were attacked, they heard their name called in an irritating high-pitched fashion, which causes instant paralysis. Apparently, this paralysis is the reason why the fat creature can catch up to its targets. Some people say they were paralyzed for hours, even though the creature was only a few footsteps away. This was probably because the creature was too busy chasing butterflies or something.
man 1: have you seen Bobby Colby's wrestling video?
man 2: yea search SHW 4/24/09 Section X Title Match part 1 of 2 on youtube
man 2: yea search SHW 4/24/09 Section X Title Match part 1 of 2 on youtube
by The Chosen afgjdkfssadfgh,jjm April 3, 2011
Get the Bobby Colbymug. A guy who usually has a beard and hes kind of a fag and has a ripped up phone case who drives a chevy and lives in oak run because hes gay as fuck
by hoxiesnumberonefan December 12, 2018
Get the Colby Whitneymug. And emo looking motherfucker that is always drunk, high or depressed with a small dick and always loves umbreons and bald bitches
by Goat fucker June 1, 2018
Get the Colbymug. by PERHAPS a reliable source May 18, 2021
Get the Colbymug. The Colby is when you ask your girl to stick her thumb in your butt during intercourse and you call her Jorge Masvidal.
by Cloud monkey November 19, 2022
Get the The Colbymug.