cognitive blink

The attention is drawn away and the mind loses focus by an external event.

Soldiers experience cognitive blink when they don't execute new orders.
A deer stops and stares because he is evaluating the threat level of another deer during mating season.
A painter goes through his paint buckets in the garage to decide which ones have become useless or dried out, but then stops and searches his surroundings because of suspicious noise that sounded like a rat.

by Axelsword August 24, 2019

Coit

100% car boy - knows everything about cars, can listen and know what car is passing without looking. If they don’t drive a manual vehicle, they aren’t a real Coit. Coits are really smart and handsome. Coits don’t stand out in the crowd but once you get to know him he is a great guy to have around. He is loyal, and will do anything for anyone. Guys named Coit can do anything they set there mind to, but HE has to decide that for himself. Coits don’t like getting told what to do and if they feel too much pressure will shut down. They are extremely stubborn, but when you get to know him he will tell you everything. They have a great sarcastic sense of humor and are usually the DJ at parties. They love being with others but are never the center of attention. They always want everyone to have a good time. Coits are hard to find and harder to catch, but if you have one, you’ll have them for quite some time ;) *Disclaimer: Coits sometimes have commitment issues*

“Wait. What’s his name again? Cleet?” Friend
“C.O.I.T coit” You

“Gotta call Coit, cars makin that weird noise again”

by Ginger711 November 23, 2021

post-coital shuffle

After intercourse, the action of the male shuffling toward the bathroom for cleanup with his pants and underwear about his ankles.

Afterwards, Jack did the post-coital shuffle to the bathroom.

by iggaboo March 6, 2010

coitus interuptus

Noun; name: A person who is renouned for consistantly cock blocking. The proper way of calling someone a cock blocker.

Well, Suzie and I were hitting it off nicely until coitus interuptus walked in and wouldn't go away!

by Houston JC July 8, 2009

Coitus

A nerdy word for "sex"

Sheldon doesn't want to have coitus until after he had his first child.

by presidenko_putin April 8, 2015

Cognitive dissonance

Reading/listening to classical media (newspapers/radio/tv news channels) vs having your world view determined by reading different bloggers' online garbage.

Caveat emptor!The rapid and uncontrolled mushrooming of social media has created an atmosphere of cognitive dissonance.

by Sexydimma May 1, 2021

Hoitus Coitus

When someone engages in very formal sexual activity.

I thought Sharon would be crazy in bed, but instead she preferred hoitus coitus!

by Kotor39 May 16, 2010