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ultimate cockblocker

someone who hits on his friends girlfriends. spends too much time with other peoples girlfriends. kisses hugs and those generally inappropriate things with his friends girlfriends .
Paul: Stephen is the ultimate cockblocker

tom: so true
by orion_14754 June 2, 2010
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officer cockblock

primarily somebody who prevents you from displaying Public Displays of Affection or engaging in sexual contact with another person.

Example 1) At school- the volunteer parents or staff who go around the campus making sure couples do not have intimacy moments

Example 2) In public- somebody who tells you and the other person to go make out somewhere else or “get a room!”
> be me
> be the parent volunteer who walks around school making sure people are decently behaving
> suddenly see 2 young lovers holding hands in the lunch line
>to prevent any further indecent behavior I yell “Hey you two, too much skin-to-skin contact!”
> the rebellious male Teenager yells at me “fuck off, officer cockblock!

> I get my taser gun and shock the living shit out of the little prick
by Thot$layer539 January 15, 2018
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Cockblocker

A cockblock/cockblocker is someone of annoyance (a fucking dick) and usually refers to someone who attempts to stop people from achieving the task of asking a girl out.
'Hey, is he bothering you?'
'No actually, he's my boyfriend, go away you cockblocker.'
by Latenightdrinker43 June 11, 2022
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Colorado Cockblock

The act of smashing a mans dick with a rock and then denying them sexually.
"yo Stacy just Colorado Cockblocked Chad"
by Robert Hackle July 21, 2025
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COCKBLOCK

Cockblock
He cockblocked me....
by Theblockedone! February 24, 2021
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cockblocked by circumstance

when somebody's situation in life makes sex very hard or impossible

examples are
financial situation

living situation
disability
appearance
Joe wants to have sex with Lisa, but he can't because they both share a studio apartment with a roommate.
Joe is "cockblocked by circumstance."
by eythorh92 October 31, 2020
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CockBlock

They type of person who stands in the way of making a forward action; Or a person who this to oppose the actions
Me and this girl went out on this date. Then a friend of mine came around and started to be a cockblock. He would always try to stay around and hang with us as we were trying to leave. He was a major cockblock
by Top G69420 August 7, 2022
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