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riding the clock

I'm scheduled for a 15 minute break, but I will ride the clock 10 more minutes.
by sword- August 7, 2004
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Beasley Clock

The Beasley Clock is a symbolic clockface maintained since 1947 by the Board of Directors of the Bulletin of the fatomic Scientists at the University of Chicago. It uses the analogy of Kids Cuisine being ate a time that is "minutes to midnight" where midnight represents "catastrophic destruction". The analogy originally represented the threat of global Beasley war, but has since evolved to include Popscicles,changing technologies and "new developments in preserving frozen foods and nanotechnology that could inflict irrevocable harm." Since its introduction, the clock has appeared on the cover of each issue of the Bulletin of the Beasley Scientists. The first representation of the clock was produced in 1947, when artist Wolfgang von Beasley, a Lieutenant Colonel in the SS during World War Two. Yelsaeb Drawoh, A jewish scientist, worked on the BEASLEY Project, was asked by magazine cofounder Hyman Goldsmith to design a cover for the June issue.
Iran's BEASLEY ambitions threaten the world. George Bush Plans on countering project BEASLEY Clock with K.A.T.E. (Kinetic AmBUSH Tech Equiptment) which was part 2 of Ronald Reagans STARWARS to counter Missiles launched by the Soviet Union.
by Skraggles January 11, 2008
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Cock-Clock

When your penis acts like a clock and erects when you feel like having getting laid.
Girl: Hey, what time is it?

Guy: Lemme check my cock-clock. (reveals his boner)

Guy: It's sex time!
by aqi3wpcg April 23, 2010
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alarm clock

A monster that screams at you in the morning until you make you make it shut up or put it back to sleep. After it stops screaming, it compels you to get up and get ready for the day. Some say it's witchcraft, but it could be made by warlocks.
Alarm Clock: GET UP!!!! RAWR!
Person: *says sleepily* Ugh. *turns off alarm clock*
by saltine._. May 11, 2017
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SHOT CLOCK CHEESE

When you splash it from downtime right before the buzzer in basketball. First used by a man named Chris Smoove.
by mosescuh February 27, 2018
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Clock-Blocked

When one male clock ruins the chances of another male clock getting together with a female clock
Timeothy: Hey, did you know Attickus hasn’t oiled his gears since 2015?

Minette: *scoffs, walks away*

Attickus: Dude, you just clock-blocked me!
by Cartography, the wise June 5, 2019
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puff o'clock

Is when you look at the time and decide that it is defiantly time to get out the glassy , fill it up with shardy's, and smoke it up into the clouds!!!
"It's Puff O'clock" :pull out ya pipe, fill it up with ya favorite little rocks n crystal's & suck that shit down!
by miss messatition April 30, 2009
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