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Sphere of Careditude

Used in the context of either giving a shit about something or not. The combination, to be used, has to pass two requirements: 1) That something is within you circle of knowledge and influence and 2) You either give a shit or you don't give a shit about it (usually the latter).

Careditude is not a combination of the words care and attitude, it is a made up word that has roots with the word care. It is basically a nicer way to tell someone you can really give a rats ass about what they are talking about without really sounding like a dick.
John - "Man I am going broke and it's because I spend all my money on porn."

Peter - "Not my problem."

John - "But you don't understand, I can't stop buying it."

Peter - "Not within my Sphere of Careditude, fag."
by Deebo568 November 24, 2009
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Clarence

the voice in your head in the game Penumbra: Black Plague. He is the biggest dick ever, therefore, this is the greatest insult you could ever use.
Person 1: This hallway I just came through looks safe...

*walks towards hallway*

*dog comes out of nowhere, charging at you*

*dog disappears*

Person 2: Hahahaha, I fucked with your mind. Hahahaha.

Person 1: Way to be a Clarence...
by Spenziix July 18, 2009
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clarked

At Macteens, being "clarked" is being banned from the forums, banning your whole country (See Hong Kong), or seeing hex code instead of text by the Administrator, who's name is, coincedentally, Clark. It's quite the common occurance.
Oh man, Clark clarked me again for being an arse.
by Mike T. L. June 11, 2006
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clard

Thinking about T.I. makes me so clard
by Moves like swagger August 26, 2013
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clare'd

when you texting with home girl back and forth then she disappears on yo ass
"so is she gonna pick that up from the store?"

"dunno. got clare'd"
by teejaywhy November 4, 2016
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Clawed

Adjective. claw

To have a hangover from drinking White Claw.
"Hey man, do you want to come over and drink 25 White Claws again?"

"Nahh, I've got work in the morning and I can't be clawed"
by ku22in December 21, 2018
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Clare

absolute bitches who have no remorse
also socially awkward
someone: “omg Clare speak up”
clare: “no”
by windows.ww December 26, 2021
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