clack

Most commonly used to describe aggressive, carnal sex which harkens to the exaggerated "ass-clap" sounds of mainstream pornography. Commonly accompanied with obnoxiously loud clapping of the hands for effect.

Its long form, "clack-a-lack," may also be used for special emphasis.

Rhymes with "gak," which, besides being an archaic Nickelodeon product, is a slang word for semen and/or ejaculating. Thus, to say "clack 'n gak" would be to suggest a "down and dirty" coital session in which the male only concerns himself with his own ejaculation and subsequent bragging rights.

May also be used to suggest any contact between two hard surfaces, usually instigated in an aggressive fashion.

Women (or men on the receiving end) may find the term "clack" offensive, as they are often referred as the pronoun "it" or "that" rather than named outright.

Thus,

"Dude, did you clack that shit?"
"Hell yeah I clacked it!"

Sounds much better than:

"Dude, did you clack her?"
"Hell yeah I clacked her!"

If the subject must be named in the sentence, then the pronoun "it" is still included and precedes the subject:

"Oh man, I'd love to clack it with the Olson twins."

Examples of non-sexual uses:

"Somebody tell this guy to scram before he gets clacked in the jaw."

"Damn, he clacked it out of the park!"

by jefeljefe January 4, 2010

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clicksand

Web content which overwhelms your browser's ability to exit the website.

John kept clicking the "back" button, but to no avail; the porn site had submerged his computer in clicksand.

by zabazuve-ha July 30, 2007

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clockspring

A particularly whirly pube that has detached itself from it's owner only to be deposited in an often unbecoming location such as a desk in the office or the rim of a toilet.

"Marjorie, bring a tissue will you, I've just been out to the kitchen to prepare my lunch and some shitcunt has left a clockspring on the breadboard"

"Good afternoon everyone, i've just been into trap 2 and there's slash all over the place and a big, curly clockspring on the porcelaine, whoever is responsible please go clean it up"

by Bert Mandrake September 16, 2007

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clucksterfuck

A term referring to a clusterfuck of birds, or any avian species; originated on Saturday Night Live. Most commonly used for birdstrikes.

Okay, were approaching a 10-4 turn towards Jersey and-- were having engine failure. With all these geese in the air, it must of been a clucksterfuck. We're going in the Hudson. KABOOSH!

by Pecansarenuts September 20, 2009

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