Circumcussion

When you're getting head and you smack the back of their head all the way down on your cock, concussing them, and then as you throw them off of you the momentum snaps their jaw shut just enough to circumcise you.

I watched them doing a circumcussion like a closeted mohel on a European gigolo.

by KonchDavidianNutriaKebab February 1, 2022

circumcision of fire

A very difficult introduction to a new job or activity. Like a baptism of fire but it hurts more.

"Hey Nik, how's your new job going?"
"Ah man, I'm struggling.. its truly a circumcision of fire"

by Trikkinikki5hah August 17, 2022

5th Circuit

Where you go when you become drunk off alchohol, high off drugs, or stimulated off pills. When you get on the fifth circuit, you may still retain some consciousness but you usually do dumb shit, like jump out of a window or get a shitty tattoo.

"Damn those two drunk latina bitches hit that 5th circuit hard and i had them givin me the much needed love i required."

by Fer-Nando May 28, 2006

Second circumcision

When you get sucked by a girl with braces

Guy 1: shit bro I just got my second circumcision

Guy 2: dude u said u would stop with the 8th graders man

by Cay919 December 4, 2017

Muslim Circumcision

A Muslim Circumcision is when 2 guys lay on their backs with their penises standing straight up and someone throws an airplane with a razor attached into them.

Doctor: Good news Mrs Adams! You had twins. How would you like them circumcised?
Mrs Adams: Let's go with the Muslim Circumcision route.

by Awwtism December 23, 2018

Automatic Circumcision

The act of sticking your uncircumcised penis in an automatic pencil sharpener there fore removing any present foreskin
(Possible side effect: mutilation)

Teacher: Terrance what the fuck are you doing
Terrance: my parents couldn’t afford my circumcision as a kid

Teacher: why the fuck are you sticking your penis in a pencil sharpener
Terrance: it’s just the old automatic circumcision trick

by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019

Short circuit

The movie that came before AI or the Matrix.

Not as many people seem to remember Short Circuit as the Matrix, it might be that it didn't have enough special effects for some people.

by The Original Agahnim January 22, 2022