Chest Chug

Verb: when a women’s cleavage gulps a dick like a thirsty seeing eye dog gulps water after being obediently stuck to his blind owners side for 48 hours

“I can’t make the photo shoot , I chest chugged Phillip all night and now I have a bruise under my chin”

by Gnome 3248 September 24, 2021

Chest beard

A Neanderthal level of chest hair usually paired with a beer gut

Put your shirt back on cover up that damn chest beard

by Captain chest beard March 17, 2022

Chest ass

Similar to face ass, or head ass.

You ugly as hell wit yo crocodile chest ass!

by Jet skis palm trees March 3, 2022

Chest Boners

When someone's nipples become erect.

The way you said the phrase ass to ass gave me the most epic chest boners. I almost ripped my shirt.

by nipplelinguist June 27, 2022

Chest Gyatt

Similar to Gyatt, used to express someone who has large boobs

*A hot girl takes off her hoodie*
Joe: Damn, that girl has a chest gyatt under there!
Johnny: That's fax.

by Natsukiza September 28, 2023

Chest Bimpie

Passionate caressing of the chest with no lubricants, usually after a thorough cleaning or nap. Often is extremely painful and requires strong hands. It’s most commonly used amongst young men with unknown sexual orientation.

Hey man I hope this doesn’t change how you feel about me but, can you give me a tender chest bimpie? I just took a long nap and am feeling unsure about my sexual orientation.

by Poopsnitch69 January 25, 2024

Chest Lasagna

The frontal upper torso of a homosapien topped with lasagna. Chest lasagna is often served with a side salad and your choice of dressing.

Corrie: I want some chest lasagna.
Ashley: Yo this message out of context is crazy.
Corrie: Context is for normies.
Ashley: Also I as well am game for some chest lasagna.

by inneedofspoons November 25, 2023