Swestian Channel

Phrase created by pewdiepie as a joke, to describe his Swedish/Christian channel.🙏

Pewds: "What the f*ck" -"Sorry, this is a swestian channel"

by JPSJYHFYB December 14, 2017

channel 5

Absolute crap
What the Hell is channel 5?????
Shite programs

Man 1 - We can either watch channel 5 or eat your son
Man 2 - get your knife and fork out

by hahaha July 22, 2003

Clear Channel

Radio used to be good until Clear Channel came along. Now it sucks, like "rock" stations that play nothing but Linkin Park, Disturbed and Korn, and about 20 Top 40 stations for every single city in the USA

Your listening to Clear Channel Radio, now for another song by some shitty rap song or yet another Linkin Park song.

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 7, 2004

channel

To root for or to support someone/something in spirit, much like praying except without the religious connotation.

1. It's the final match! Everyone channel for _____ to win!
2. Goku needs us! Everyone channel your spirit to him! SPIRIT BOMB.
3. Our team lost because the fans didn't channel hard enough.

by sSJump February 19, 2013

Discovery Channel Song

Definitely NOT the song The Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang.

The REAL Discovery Channel Song:
I Love big bridges.
I love arachnids
I love to go FAST
I love the giant squids
I love the whole world, It's such a Brilliant place.
Boomdiata, Boomdiata, Boomdiata, BOOMDIATA!

by vVJoeMommaVv March 16, 2009

channel 5

Crappy programming - only good for the porn.

"Channel 5 is brilliant."
"Shut up asshole, the only thing good about it is the porn."
"Channel 5 is brilliant for porn."

by Soiled Undergarment August 21, 2003

Family Channel

A Kid's channel in Canada.Has the same shows on America's Disney Channel,Only you have to wait a month to get the show from Disney Channel to air in Canada.

Sally:I watched Family Channel yesterday.I Like Hannah Montana.

by Hannah<3 March 29, 2007