White Castle shit

One of the most stinky and wettest shits in existence, the White Castle shit is the insanely powerful crap you take after consuming those grease wad burgers from the White Castle food chain. Characteristics of a White Castle shit include:

1.Having to hover above the bowl from time to time while shitting in order to avoid being hit by your own fecal debris that reflects off of the interior walls of the toilet

2.Preview Farts that smell so much like White Castle
Burgers that it can make other people in the room hungry

3.Shit that sticks to the bowl so bad that you have to use your roommate’s toothbrush to scrub it off

Person X:"Sniff, sniff, oooohh who bought white castle? Throw me a burger I am so hungry."

Person Y:"I would give you one but they are in my bowels at the moment; that was just a fart you smelling. I am going to have to blast out a white castle shit in a minute or two so if you wanna use the bathroom, do it now."

Person X: "Its all yours man; I think I am going to get a sack of ten."

by old man withers November 11, 2006

Crooks & Castles

Hot clothing brand sold on karmaloop. The concept was easy. "Crooks", criminals, pimps, hustlers, thieves, etc. And "Castles" those who got rich by becoming a crook.

I saved 20% off on Crooks & Castles clothing on Karmaloop by using repcode AN24457!!

by loscoches January 5, 2009

castlevania

The best sidescrolling series ever. This game proves you don't need 32 km of viewing distance and radioactive HDR on the real-time foilage to be fun. This series revolves around a vampire hunter defeating dracula. That's the basic premise, you go through Dracula's castle fighting zombies and creatures and all types of badass monsters. Tight control, badass weapons, deep gameplay with awesome moves, kickass sprite animations, one of the best soundtracks in videogame history. All of the games in this series kickass(excluding the dogshit 3D ones which have no right to bear the name Castlevania and Castlevania 2).

Some other series match it such as Super Mario Bros. and Metroid, but this game is the epitomy of what makes a videogame good.

My favorite one is Castlevania: Circle of the Moon on the gameboy advance.

by aldwardo October 25, 2006

mass castrations

In ancient and medieval times was a common practice the castration of vanquished enemies after the battles. A historian of the Seljuk sultans told a tale in which after a great victory over the the last of the Khwarazmians, the turk Seljuk Key Coubad ordered the testicles or scrotums of thirty thousand defeated army soldiers joined together to produce three hundred tents - a task which apparently occupied the greater part of the army for five whole days, but produced what was described as a memorable memento of the battle!

"These mass castrations were done just after the battles, in order to sell the new eunuchs to the merchants of slaves that usually followed the armies".

by Willhelmina Plowes May 6, 2013

castle times

a non existent period of history when large buildings, such as castles, ruled the skyline

There are real castles in Spain... like from castle times.

by Martin Digon February 8, 2008

Vinny Castronovo Jr.

He has amazing fans called GRANDerz .hes HOT and he cares about his fans(: if he got anymore perfect i think he would freaking block out the sun .he and biebs are definetly competing for best hair EVER because his fohawk is...GRAND<3 we'll always stand by him and his crew,the ICONic Boyz !

you see that perfect human being over there?

yeah

hes a vinny castronovo jr.<3

by GRANDer for life July 3, 2011

Castle Rule

When someone attacks you in your own home, you have the legal right to own their ass.

Crackhead breaks into your house, you yell "Castle Rule!" and then proceed to stomp their face in.

by JG1L November 13, 2009