The Bowling Ball Carry

The Bowling Ball Carry is an efficient although slippery at times technique allowing one person to carry another without assistance. Similar to the Fireman’s Carry !! The technique is perform by inserting the Pointer Finger into the Genitalia and the Thumb into the Anus , as if you were to attempt to complete the elusive 7 -10 Split. (Note to Reader) the Technique is properly executed when you hear a distinct “Pucker Pop” suction sound.

Commander: Tom!! has the Area been evacuated.!!!

Tom: Almost Sir !! All but Three Ladies Sir !!
Commander: What are to waiting Man.. Time is of the Essence!!
Tom: I’ve been using the Fireman’s Carry Sir and its taking time !!
Commander: Fireman’s Carry why aren’t you using the Bowling Ball Carry Tom
Tom: Ah the Bowling Ball Carry but I was not certified for the Technique

Commander: Tom I will carry them out in One Shot!!
Tom: But Sir I said there were 3 and only you only have 2 Hands.
Commander: Dammit Solider you must improvise then I will wear one as a Hat!!

by Davie Dee November 8, 2019

slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand

a dork, goofy, slow to catch on, oblivious that others are laughing and making fun of them, simpleton, carrying a stuffed frog , skipping to a nursery rhythm, giggle and looking goofy...

dork
dumbass. .

ex: slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand motherfucker, dude is clueless...
get your slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand, goofy ass out of here ....
she's dating this slap happy frog carrying in the right hand looser mother fucka...

by h8tumore October 24, 2022

Hard carry

Hard-carry is a Konglish internet slang used to describe a heroic performance from a specific person that gives a victory or such achievement to the whole team or works, which otherwise would have lost or failed. It was first used by online gamers when a specific gamer from a losing team play so good and singlehandedly carries the team into victory. Now it's widely used in similar situations in general sports or entertainment as well.

Cavs are losing. Now all we can look forward to is Lebron James' hard carry

The movie would have been boring without the main actor's hilarious acting. He hard-carried the movie.

by GothamPD December 18, 2016

Carry

Gay slang: having a sickening time

Oh honey, that party was such a CARRY! Honey you CARRIED last night henny.

by thewitchbitch May 15, 2018

Women who carry condoms

A woman who carries her own condoms is a woman who cares about herself, her life, and her partners. She is not a whore, tramp, skank, slut, prostitute, diseased, dirty, cheap, ready for sex at any point, an embarrassment, or any other derogatory insult.

Women who carry condoms: a woman that has no problem carrying condoms for her own use, anad does so because she is empowered.

Empowered women carry condoms.
Michelle carries condoms because she cares about her life as much as she does having fun.

by NSG75 February 24, 2015

Carry

A term used in team-based videogames; to lead the team to victory with little or no help from teammates, dispite the multiple enemies on the opposing team

Can you carry the team?

Yeah I get quad feeds all the time

by Just that average guy May 31, 2018

Dirty Carroyo

a dirty Carroyo is when your having sex with your spouse or what not and decide to spice things up a bit by hitting her in the back of the head with a terracotta teapot. That is done if the sex is bad, or maybe they have upset you in some way earlier. this often causes them to tense up or to be knocked out. either way it is a exciting thing to do. this was created from a parody or spoof from a mayor of Miami that threw a terracotta teapot at his wife one night.

i.e. i gave that bitch a dirty Carroyo last night. thats the last time she will spit instead of swallow.
i.e. i gave that girl a dirty Carroyo since she is like a dead fish in bed.

by leinad R April 24, 2008