brown carded

When a person does not wash their hands after taking a dump they receive a brown card. Similar to a warning in sports.

Brent got brown carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after laying an offering to the porcelain god.

by rpetras June 10, 2008

Cardboard box

It is a six sided square construction made of card board to house loose or fragile material to facilitate easy storage and transportation.

by rajnish mittal July 27, 2003

cardio

A veiled reference to the act of snorting cocaine.

Yo you wanna go do some cardio?

by KFED April 30, 2006

Cardboard Box

When a woman is surrounded by six tanned men who orient themselves into the shape of a box.

"Dude, Karen's such a slut, she got cardboard boxed last night!"

"We need five more guys to Cardboard Box Cindy Lou Who."

"One of Jesus Christ's More controversial miracles is when he duplicated himself into six copies of himself and Cardboard Boxed Mary Magdalene"

by Richard Johnson Jr. March 6, 2010

cardrobe

similar to floordrobe but found in ones car.

instead of using the family car as a cardrobe would you put your clothes in your room where they belong.

by bridget mcintosh June 23, 2007

cardboard coder

A cardboard cutout of a program or web coder. Often when trouble shooting code as soon as you ask another person to review the code you find the problem, often in jest it is suggested that a cardboard coder is employed.

I have this problem with this piece of code, oh never mind, cardboard coder to the rescue!

by Apolloeye November 19, 2009

careosity

how much you care about a person/place/thing/event

Daniel showed 0%careosity towards Evan's new phone

by OlD ErA G_s March 27, 2011