Calvin Koonter

Person 1: Aw fuck what’s that smell?
Person 2: That smells like a Calvin Koonter
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calvin conerly

A person who would be a whore and would go to kalama high school and date a siara.
You see that dude over there I bet his name is Calvin conerly and dates siara and goes to kalama high school and is emo
by Someoneelse6969 June 20, 2017
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Calvin Time

When one edits pictures of sandwiches over hentai cocks
What do you think Calvins doing?
Oh, he's locked in his room. Must be enjoying some Calvin time.
by NM AA SP LA AM January 24, 2022
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Logan Calvin

Logan Calvin is the sweetest and most handsome boy you will ever meet. The second he walks in the room his smile lights up the whole place. He always protects the ones he loves and cares about. He will make your heart melt with how much of a gentleman he is. Logan has a great sense of humor and the cutest most contagious laugh. The boy you’re gonna wanna keep in your life forever. Logan is so romantic, dorky and has the best personality you’d ever find in someone.
I love Logan Calvin <3
by Logan Calvin December 02, 2021
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Charles Calvin

The only reason I like the government pathways...
He has the GREATEST plans 🤩😂
And also he is DEFINITELY in love with Henry STICKVIN SHIP PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!

so yeh

Also don't talk about VH or I'll cry 😭😭😭
Charles Calvin is the only legitimate reason to like the government pathways P.S I just got VH and I'm still crying so go away 😡😭
by SandwichBananaFace December 21, 2021
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Calvine

A kid who uses dead meme phrases from 2017 and dabs.
That Calvine is Le Big Stupid.
by Xx_M3meL0rd-2284_xX June 08, 2020
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Wet Calvin

A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"
by Anamiz January 31, 2021
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