Calvining

The action of believing that you know everything about any sport, this person doesn’t physically participate in any sport but has strong opinions on them all

"Do you think Kevin De Bruyne deserved a team of the season"
" You don't know what your talking about stop calvining!"

by Calvin supports man city October 24, 2020

Calvin Time

When one edits pictures of sandwiches over hentai cocks

What do you think Calvins doing?
Oh, he's locked in his room. Must be enjoying some Calvin time.

by NM AA SP LA AM January 23, 2022

Calvin

a warm body

I had a nice nap on a Calvin today.
thank you.

by awestar27 April 2, 2019

Calvin

A little bitch who tries to be a gangster but is a small wimp and carries around a knife to look cool.

Look at that little faggot throwing gang signs. What a calvin.

by Missa Pie January 5, 2025

calvin wade

A little fuckboy

Oh MY GOD HOW MANY GIRLS R U TALKING TO ... Ur such a Calvin Wade

by Shabbat Shalom November 6, 2015

Calvin Dawe

Calvin is a good person and a good friend. ^-^

That person is such a calvin dawe

by upmybummyinmytummy April 24, 2022

Calvin

Someone who runs really fast but bikes super slow(slow = usain bolt). Tromboner. Anyone would be lucky to date him! Makes you feel like there’s no one else in the entire world but you two. He will even try to play piano pieces with you even though you suck. Calvin is the type to suddenly become amazing at tennis in 10 min. Any flaws? Nope. Zodiac sign? Compatible with yours. Always cherish the moments you get to spend with Calvin.

Calvin, you’re a great driver, thank you for not getting in a car crash while I’m in the car!!

by Deborah Johns Seymour Butes July 12, 2021