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calm your titties

Literally, why does "calm your titties" have two definitions that are the exact same letter for letter.
Person 1: i just looked up calm your titties on UD
Person 2: I know, it has 2 definitions that are the same
by Legohexman May 30, 2021
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CalmestTomcat76

he is not a cat, and he is not calm. he had a coffee addiction and cant sleep at night.
he's pretty good at video games though.
CalmestTomcat76 spent 5 hours on destiny to get a gun, and he regrets all of his life choices.
by CalmestTomcat76 November 22, 2021
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Calm your knob

An expression uttered when an individual reacts in an inappropriately excited manner to a given situation.
Jim: "Oh, my God. Did you see that guy hit on my girlfriend? He gave her a drink and smiled at her. He's totally trying to hit on her. I'm going to fight him."

Dave: "Calm your knob, Jim. He's the bartender."
by Annon665 December 4, 2021
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Calm WP

Calm WP (search also: 1secondtothemoon) is a pseudonym of an INFJ-T Wattpad writer who's fond of writing Mystery/Thriller novel until her brain cells malfunctioned. You can read her stories in Wattpad by typing “1secondtothemoon”. Socially introverted, musically inclined and an over thinker, Calm WP is patiently waiting for a sexy hunter, with green eyes who drives 67 impala and really loves pie, named Dean Winchester.

Calm WP is a pro procrastinator and tends to work under pressure. She is also nocturnal which makes her a low-blooded being. On top of that, she's a great secret keeper because of her short term memory loss.
Calm WP is bombarding us again with memes related to Dean Winchester!

You know Calm WP? She's a writer who updates her novel every 1AM onwards.
by 1secondtothemoon March 7, 2022
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Calm the farm turbo

What you say to someone who is "carrying on like a pork chop"...meant to diffuse a situation where somebody is vociferous about a subject to the point of resembling a farm vehicle equipped with turbo doing "circle work" in the paddock.
Bloody this, this bloody that, the world's against me, I'm about to "go postal" and the next person who looks at me sideways is gonna cop a "Liverpool kiss"

...."calm the farm turbo mate", go have a lie down and "she'll be apples" in the morning ;)
by The Gavinator March 10, 2022
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vamo a calmarno

a latin from of saying let`s calm down guys with intentionally grammar mistakes when things go out of control between two people.
its usally complemented with a picture of the pokemon squirtle.
vamo a calmarno its not a big deal dudes
by TAKE ME 2 MY GRAVE April 3, 2017
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damage my calm

You’re making someone mad. Said by Jayne in Serenity, the cinematic finale to the criminally underrated and short lived series Firefly.
That ruttin’ girl is beginning to damage my calm
by KnightofNerdom February 21, 2020
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