Crap Stacking 

When one person is seated on the toilet and another person sits on that person's lap and craps through the first person's legs. Usually occurs in dorm rooms housing excessive occupants and there's only one toilet.

"Open up your legs" Cassie pleaded. "I really have to go"!

Scott objected, stating "I do not engage in crap stacking!"

Crap Stacking by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

crap flap 

The small slivers of flesh surounding
a back door/shitter

wow, that girls got one large set of crap flaps

crap flap by sQuick June 25, 2003

Crap Happy 

1. When someone comes out of the bathroom with a satisfied smile on their face clearly indicating they took a shit.

2. That nice relaxed feeling you have after taking a long overdue crap.

Alex: Wow Dan. You look quiet happy and satisfied with yourself after comming out of the lavatory.

Dan: Yes I am quite Crap Happy.

Crap Happy by Pectabyte June 14, 2005

Crap Game 

A game popular in American ghettos, Played with a dice.
The player rolls the dice and depending on the number wins the amount of cash thats laid on the floor!

A'yo tha gangstas are out playin' crap Games again!
Cool! Let's join in!

Crap Game by David Bayliss July 7, 2006

crap-on-rye 

Most oftenly used to signify an event/person/thing that sucked major monkey toes. Literally means feces upon rye bread.

This is total crap-on-rye!
That concert was crap-on-rye.
Raquel treats me like crap-on-rye.

crap-on-rye by SneakySocks April 7, 2004

Crap-Water 

The dirty water in a toilet.

What splash back consists of.

An expression of anguish.

This movie is crap-water!!!

Crap-water... I've lost my wallet!!

Crap-Water by Jonaldo7 December 28, 2008

Crap idiot retard 

A term used when you are so angry that all that comes out is a bunch of words you find to be insulting.

god damnit you crap idiot retard

Crap idiot retard by carcus4 February 26, 2011