Howard County, or “hoco,” well-known for being one of the richest counties in the country, let alone Maryland and rightfully so. The inhabitants of Howard County run the gammut from your typical preppy upper middle class group to your white trash lower to middle class wannabe-black group, and one can't forget the overwhelming population of asian and middle-eastern Howard Countians, only half of whom can actually speak English....as for the preppy group, most of the mothers are either the stay at home yuppie soccer moms who cart their brat kids around for a living or the working moms who have enough money for a nanny and daily presents from toys-r-us but not enough time to actually sit down and god forbid raise their own children, not to mention dad who's either away on business (someone's gotta make the money to provide for the minivan/suv payments, the mortgage on the huge house, and of course mom's nails and wardrobe) or home and carting the kiddies around with mom, dressed to the nines in polo and tommy, sporting those obnoxiously expensive boat shoes. These types can be found mostly in Ellicott City and Clarksville. As for the white trash Howard Countians, who you know are not contributing to the county’s economic esteem, they can be found in places like Elkridge and Laurel, the breeding grounds for white kids who think they’re black, fashion trends such as the mullet, big bangs, and huge white t-shirts are prevalent here. Howard Countians living in these areas listen to either rap or country, one or the other, never both, and never anything else, and can be seen racing down Route 1 in their pickup trucks or shitty excuses for cars. The Asian Invasion that’s currently taken over Howard County can been seen in the overload of souped-up Honda Civics and the appearance of masses of young asian students either at the library (definitely not studying) or hanging around the “pool hall.” Young Asians are either obnoxious bookworms from very disciplined families where they’ll get screamed at and pressured unless they achieve at least a 4.5 or “ghetto” members of the Asian mafia, sporting more hair gel than one bottle contains and wearing more ice than the “ghetto” black kids. The Asian parents are well-known for being the slowest drivers in the ENTIRE WORLD. This, ladies and gentlemen, is Howard County at its best and it will never change, I guarantee it, so embrace it or MOVE.
by hoco girl fo LIFE (future soccer mom extraordinare) June 02, 2005
A small County in Wisconsin where nothing happens and we get bombarded with retarded tourists every summer. These people are from Illinois mostly (pronounced Ellinoisss to make them mad) and buy lots of stuff and ask stupid questions. And yes we do have snoplows we arnt trapped inside all winter. Gibraltar dominates! woot
Dumb Tourists in Door County:
Whats the difference between chopped and whole cherry jam?
Is Washington Island really an island?
Why do the trees grow in straight rows? theyre orchards . . .
Whats the difference between chopped and whole cherry jam?
Is Washington Island really an island?
Why do the trees grow in straight rows? theyre orchards . . .
by RaeMan March 06, 2007
A place where there are a few hott country chicks, hunting year-round, four-wheel drive jacked-up trucks, and good times on the many sandbars of the Suwannee River here in North Central Florida.
Dixie County is a straight up Hick town!
Gotta Love a good country girl whose not affraid of getting dirty and drives a four-wheel drive.
Gotta Love a good country girl whose not affraid of getting dirty and drives a four-wheel drive.
by landre11 February 02, 2010
It is the southern section of Orange County, California between Newport Beach and Irvine(to the north) and San Clemente(to the south). It is also called, The 949.
It's mostly master-planned communities with little income diversity.
It's mostly master-planned communities with little income diversity.
"Dude one: I'm on my way to Doheny and Trestles..
Dude two: No way, South County! My rich Dad lives there!"
Dude two: No way, South County! My rich Dad lives there!"
by skateNinvestNstocks June 16, 2007
One of the richest counties in the country. The amount of wealth in this county (including Howard) makes Maryland one of the richest states in the country as well. Home to the white, rich, preps, country clubs, yacht clubs, beautiful beaches, politicians and mult-million business owners. Has the best school system in the nation, and very high test scores. Parents mostly put their kids in the prep schools but the public schools resemble so much of the prep schools you cant tell the difference. Most residents are politicians, CEO's, lawyers or doctors.
Person from Potomac: Just bought this 500 dollar dress from Lilly Pulitzer! Isn't it cute?
Person from Bethesda: Omg, yes! I splurged this weekend at vineyard vines and polo. I feel like shopping more...lets go to tysons?
Person from Chevy Chase: Yeah, lets take my rolls royce.
Person from Silver Spring: I only make 180,000 a month.
Everyone in Montgomery County: Ew you're pooooooooor
Person from Bethesda: Omg, yes! I splurged this weekend at vineyard vines and polo. I feel like shopping more...lets go to tysons?
Person from Chevy Chase: Yeah, lets take my rolls royce.
Person from Silver Spring: I only make 180,000 a month.
Everyone in Montgomery County: Ew you're pooooooooor
by yuppiesrule October 17, 2013
Ok, so I was reading the definitions of "PG County" calling this place a "slum" or some crap like that. It's not.
PG County is the richest mainly black county in the country. This means that, as oppposed to what you yuppie trash think, we aren't drug dealers or gangsters or whatever you think we do. We're just regular people. Having more black people than deemed "normal" doesn't make us a slum. And the public schools aren't all bad, I went there for 13 years and I came out fine. Sure there's crime and MS-13 and stuff like that, but even NOVA has that, so what is everyone comeplaining about? There are many inner-beltway towns such as Colmar Manor, Cottage City, Hyattsville, Bladensburg, etc. We also have outer-beltway towns such as Bowie, Upper Marlboro etc. PG county has a historical landmark town (Greenbelt) and an important war of 1812 battle (look it up). We are also largely ignored by large corporations such as Trader Joe's, Aeropostale, and Forever 21, who won't set up shop here because we are the wrong "economic demographic", apparently.
PG County is the richest mainly black county in the country. This means that, as oppposed to what you yuppie trash think, we aren't drug dealers or gangsters or whatever you think we do. We're just regular people. Having more black people than deemed "normal" doesn't make us a slum. And the public schools aren't all bad, I went there for 13 years and I came out fine. Sure there's crime and MS-13 and stuff like that, but even NOVA has that, so what is everyone comeplaining about? There are many inner-beltway towns such as Colmar Manor, Cottage City, Hyattsville, Bladensburg, etc. We also have outer-beltway towns such as Bowie, Upper Marlboro etc. PG county has a historical landmark town (Greenbelt) and an important war of 1812 battle (look it up). We are also largely ignored by large corporations such as Trader Joe's, Aeropostale, and Forever 21, who won't set up shop here because we are the wrong "economic demographic", apparently.
Person A: Man, PG County's a slum.
Person B: No we're not. Just because we have less cookie cutter developments and more regular houses doesn't make us a slum.
Person B: No we're not. Just because we have less cookie cutter developments and more regular houses doesn't make us a slum.
by Yuppers:) September 14, 2010
A county in northern Georgia,
Forsyth County contains the city of Cumming and is characterized by the following
- hates niggers
- inbreds/rednecks galore
- slutty girls
- shitty marijuana
- STD farm
Forsyth County contains the city of Cumming and is characterized by the following
- hates niggers
- inbreds/rednecks galore
- slutty girls
- shitty marijuana
- STD farm
Dan: I hear you moved to Forsyth County, how is it?
Janet: Forsyth County is the shittiest place ever, it is just a bunch of racist dipping inbreds with chlamydia.
Janet: Forsyth County is the shittiest place ever, it is just a bunch of racist dipping inbreds with chlamydia.
by JesusMcGiver January 07, 2009