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Choker Face

Expressions displayed on the face of a male or female performing vigorous oral sex on a male with an extremely large and/or engorged cock. Characteristics of Choker Face include wide open eyes, watering eyes, stretched mouth, chipmunk cheeks and the muffled sounds of gasping for air. May also include sounds of gaging and choking once the throat is pumped with a load of jizz.
Roger loves oral sex performed on his engorged fuck knob . He especially enjoys seeing the expressions and sounds of his lover's Choker Face just prior to unloading his man juice and nutting up their throat.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015
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Chimp-Choker

supporter of the greatest football team in the world HARTLEPOOL UNITED>
The chimp chokers were happy with Hartlepool's recent well deserved and overdue promotion to the second division and are confidently looking forward to winning the championship this year
by stonk bottom August 2, 2003
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cooked

A protean term that is used to convey an evaluative judgment of a thing or a state of affairs. Something that is "cooked" may be very good, very bad, or somewhere in between. The adjective may readily carry further nuances, depending on the context.

The word otherwise does not lend itself to exhaustive definition in the abstract. Its meaning in any particular situation – or whether it has a precise meaning at all – depends heavily on the speaker's subjective purpose. Ascertainment of that meaning requires considering the use of the word in its broader conversational context.
"Oh man, that class was so cooked."
by Commercial realities November 15, 2019
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Conker

A British term for the fruit/seed of a horse chestnut tree. Commonly called a chestnut.

Can also refer to the game called 'conkers' played using the chestnuts in which two opponents attempt to shatter the other's conker. The conkers are both suspended on a length of string and the players take turns to swing at the other's. The player with the conker last remaining on its string is the winner.
Young Boy 1: "Ouch man, you hit my finger!"
Young Boy 2: "Well that's the inherent risk of playing conkers my friend. You know what you signed up for!"
by ph4sma September 14, 2011
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Choker

Something teen girls wear as part of their outfit, similar to a necklace but tighter
"Omg. Where did you get that choker? It's soooooo cute on you."
by xXxsoemobroxXx February 28, 2017
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cooked crack

the very tasty baked apple pies from mcdonalds
hey man, lets roll to mickey d's and buy some cooked crack.
by kimbo_slice July 6, 2007
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cooked

Someone who is awfully tired and needs to get some sleep. Often caused by excessive drinking and partying.
by Hu Jia September 17, 2004
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