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nut clothes

General term for loose-fitting, very casual clothing (such as exercise shorts and a t-shirt) usually worn on weekends spent lounging around the house and/or doing chores that may result in a person getting dirty. Occasionally worn for exercise or quick trips to the store, although being spotted in nut clothes is unfortunate.

May be worn by both males and females.

Exact meaning of the use of "nut" is unclear but could refer to: 1) clothes that a man has nutted into or used to clean up nut spillage, 2) the looseness of the shorts revealing the man's nuts, or, 3) the ratty nature of the clothes, like the unkempt appearance of a wild, unshaven nut sac.
Tom: What are you doing this weekend?

Dick: Nothing really. Probably going to spend Saturday and Sunday in my nut clothes, watching football.

Harry: I think I'm going to have to break down and get new nut clothes because the old ones are so nasty that even I can't take it anymore.
by eetmaicrank September 22, 2009
mugGet the nut clothesmug.

gift of clothes

a gift of clothing given by an older person, or a person who thinks they can determine what another would be caught dead in!! most people fail miserably at this!!

-clothing remains one of the most personal of gifts!! nevertheless, it IS a gift! and gets jokers "off the hook" -the more 'personal' a gift gets, the more potential problem/s with it!!! -if you're going to 'get personal', you better know the person DAMN WELL!!
i got a gift of clothes not toys!! i can put something over my buttle anytime!!

i hate to be ungrateful, but i can't hop up and down about a gift of clothes! -how about an electric masturbator??

my aunt theodora gave me some silk socks!!...guess i can use them for a 'jizz basket'!!
by michael foolsley December 28, 2009
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folding clothes

"Yeah i was just folding clothes"
by Alaska00 October 29, 2020
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Clothing Swap

When having an impromptu sleepover at a buddies house, the act of taking a pair of your friend's clothes to wear the next day, then leaving him with your dirty laundry. A higher form of this is actually persuading the friend to forget about his clothes, therefore technically stealing them.
pat: thanks for the Clothing Swap man, you left all your dirty clothes at my house, my mom just washed everything.

jon: oh word. (i still have all of his clothes, i hope he forgets about them...)
by Proko August 8, 2010
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touching cloth

When one has left it far too long before having a shit and the brown toad slips out early
Oh fuck, I'm going to have to leave you, as I think I'm touching cloth
by Mikey Ross July 26, 2003
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pikeyfied clothes

Clothes that have dirt, tomato kethcup, beer, wankstains and sweat over them. The result of wearing the same garments several days in a row.
Call the footman! I have pikeyfied my clothes after spending a weekend in Greece and need new ones.
mugGet the pikeyfied clothesmug.

touchin cloth

When you need to shit so bad poo eases out to say "hi" to the undies. May either precede or follow the shart.
I was driving home and started touchin cloth; time to hit the gas!
by mjgtlc May 14, 2006
mugGet the touchin clothmug.

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