folding clothes

Means a boy is masterbating or doing something sexual

"Yeah i was just folding clothes"

by Alaska00 October 29, 2020

Clothing Swap

When having an impromptu sleepover at a buddies house, the act of taking a pair of your friend's clothes to wear the next day, then leaving him with your dirty laundry. A higher form of this is actually persuading the friend to forget about his clothes, therefore technically stealing them.

pat: thanks for the Clothing Swap man, you left all your dirty clothes at my house, my mom just washed everything.

jon: oh word. (i still have all of his clothes, i hope he forgets about them...)

by Proko August 8, 2010

gift of clothes

a gift of clothing given by an older person, or a person who thinks they can determine what another would be caught dead in!! most people fail miserably at this!!

-clothing remains one of the most personal of gifts!! nevertheless, it IS a gift! and gets jokers "off the hook" -the more 'personal' a gift gets, the more potential problem/s with it!!! -if you're going to 'get personal', you better know the person DAMN WELL!!

i got a gift of clothes not toys!! i can put something over my buttle anytime!!

i hate to be ungrateful, but i can't hop up and down about a gift of clothes! -how about an electric masturbator??

my aunt theodora gave me some silk socks!!...guess i can use them for a 'jizz basket'!!

by michael foolsley December 28, 2009

wang cloth

Your underwear or whatever you put on your dick under your pants.

Preferably underwear.

Flight Attendant:"Sir, please sit down, it is not wise to stand while landing."
Guy on the plane:"Hold on, I gotta readjust my wang cloth."

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by Wang cloth May 30, 2016

touching cloth

When one has left it far too long before having a shit and the brown toad slips out early

Oh fuck, I'm going to have to leave you, as I think I'm touching cloth

by Mikey Ross July 26, 2003

pikeyfied clothes

Clothes that have dirt, tomato kethcup, beer, wankstains and sweat over them. The result of wearing the same garments several days in a row.

Call the footman! I have pikeyfied my clothes after spending a weekend in Greece and need new ones.

by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004

touchin cloth

When you need to shit so bad poo eases out to say "hi" to the undies. May either precede or follow the shart.

I was driving home and started touchin cloth; time to hit the gas!

by mjgtlc May 14, 2006