face choad

the area of nothingness between your nose and your lips

i have a moustache in my face choad

by 1lemure September 25, 2008

choad monger

One who mongers the choad

Man, that Mr. Kenyon is such a total choad monger.

by Lee Anthony May 12, 2003

choad boy

Someone who is computer swavy and talks with an abnormal high fluctuating voice. A choad boy usually will only leave his abode at night because sun light is bad for his skin. A choad boy will often say words which cannot be understood by normal humans but another choad boy will know exactly what he is talking about.

That Choad Boy just fix my computer, but I couldn't understand anything he said to me in his choad voice.

by Derrick from DC September 19, 2006

CHOAD PUFFER

A dick sucker..one who suck's dick/penis

Hey Heard that Tommy is a Choad Puffer.

by nighttalk.us July 18, 2004

Choad

the piece of flesh discarded after the circumcision of a penis

Dr. Mack, where should we place the new choads?

by Mondo December 1, 2003

Fat Choad

1. A loud morbidly overweight person that is skilled in the practice of annoying people with boring overinflated stories.

"This class sucks. The instructor is a fat choad".

by Bald fury May 1, 2011

bain choad

French for "fuckin' hot"

Y-est bain choad d'hors tabarnac

by Hoopaloo! September 28, 2008