certified squid

A certified loser

Shut up you certified squid.

by anonymous December 7, 2023

Certified Waffler

A certified waffler is someone who waffles so much that they could practically have a degree in it.

Waffling is just basically someone who is just constantly yapping about random shit thats irrelevant.

Girl: Tells a long pointless and irrelevant story : "...So that is why I didnt reply to any of your texts for the past week!"

Guy: "Naaahhh ur just waffling now... certified waffler!"

by SommerRayyy December 11, 2023

Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage

by Mama trance July 20, 2023

Certified CK

Certified Cervix Killer

Having a dick large enough to reach back bruise a cervix.

Mannnnn Becka that guy Gavin that fucked me last night was a Certified CK 😫

by Sketchster August 5, 2023

Certified Cheeseboy

A hun magnet the definition of an alpha male usually the dudes with the vibe when they pull up niggas get mad because they hunnies start acting up. Most importantly Tho shall always life by the Gospel of future Hendrix

Brada di ding is if it ain't Certified Cheeseboys than it gotta go maaaayne

by Certified Cheeseboy November 22, 2021

Certified Cheeseboy

A hun magnet the definition of an alpha male usually the dudes with the vibe when they pull up niggas get mad because they hunnies start acting up. Most importantly Tho shall always life by the Gospel of future Hendrix

Brada di ding is if it ain't Certified Cheeseboys than it gotta go maaaayne

by Certified Cheeseboy November 22, 2021

Certified Cheeseboy

A hun magnet the definition of an alpha male usually the dudes with the vibe when they pull up niggas get mad because they hunnies start acting up. Most importantly Tho shall always life by the Gospel of future Hendrix

Brada di ding is if it ain't Certified Cheeseboys than it gotta go maaaayne

by Certified Cheeseboy November 22, 2021