Cafüber

A vehicle that drives you from any location in your area to a Internet cafe that offers sweepstakes. May also drive you to any place of your choice after your done at the cafe
There is a fee for these services and may or may not be offered by the cafes them selfselfs but offered by any legal driver with a licence

If at the cafe: hey do you think you can take me home

Not at cafe: you would call them on phone and ask they offer Cafüber services

by Dirtbaglover661 August 3, 2017

catfish farm

A dating website full of nothing but unattractive prospects.

Dude that match.com website is a straightup catfish farm !

by box o chocolate January 25, 2018

Catfish

Someone who pretends to be someone else and might even lie about their identity/looks/life

“I think I’m dealing with a catfish”
“You mean a shiki?”

by H0eee February 5, 2018

Catfishing Yourself

Talking to two different people, with similar names, on social media. Flirting with the ugly one, mistaking them for the attractive one

I was talking to two girls named Nay. I started flirting with the wrong one. Now I cant get rid of her. That's what happens when you end up Catfishing Yourself

by Ninja Nerd Warrior June 4, 2018

Catcus

A mix of a cat and a cactus which appears in many T.V. shows nowadays. Mostly on tee-shirts. Also appears on a miraculous ladybug meme. It's deadly how adorable it is. Could be your life long friend if your into that stuff.

That catcus on your tee-shirt pocket is awesome.

by treasure the urban dictionary June 15, 2018

catfish baby

A catfish baby is when a female fakes a pregnancy along with fake ultrasounds or an ultrasound of someone else's baby to go with the lie

I can't believe she faked a pregnancy for 9 months and had a baby shower for this catfish baby

by Xavier Darkmoon February 5, 2019

Catfiscated

When you have something wonderful, but a cat approaches and steals your item of comfort. Usually the act of stealing is not, in fact, to enhance the cat's experience, but to tout their self-importance.

Cozy armchairs, keyboards, the best spot on the bed, and even drinks are popular items a cat may apply this technique on.

"I put cream in my iced coffee this morning, and after I put my coffee down, the stupid cat walked up and drank it."

"That sucks. My coffee was catfiscated this morning too."

by Frosty3434 May 17, 2019