screwed with a capital FUCK

Someone who really messed up.

Person 1: “Bailey are you okay?”
Person 2: “No I just let my pet fish drown, I’m screwed with a capital FUCK”

by 3gs December 16, 2021

what's the capital of thailand

you shouldn't answer this

guy 1 : what's the capital of thailand

guy 2 : bangkok

*insert screaming as guy 2's gonads get discintegrated*

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 2, 2022

platonic with a capital P

A statement of Robin Buckley from stranger things, season 4 on Netflix

“Steve and I are just friends. Like platonic with a capital P”

by strangerthingsfan10176 July 20, 2022

Capitalism

An economic system based on two basic truisms:
1. Humans are greedy
2. Humans act in their own self interest FIRST
Capitalism exploits these two truisms by creating an economic structure in which benefiting yourself benefits the society as a whole. For example, when Jeff Bezos created Amazon, he benefited himself by giving himself complete financial freedom; and he benefited the society as a whole by providing fast, reliable shipping and delivery.

Capitalism is the best economic system ever devised by man.

by NotPieGuy January 22, 2021

capitalism

Terrible system where a lucky few are born into obscene wealth while the average person has to work 8 hours a day just to stay alive and those who can't find work starve to death.

We must never abandon capitalism because I deserved all 100 million of my dollars because I got lucky and was born into a rich family.

by Eddy December 23, 2003

Racial Capitalism

When a company profits on the image of minorities on its website to fake diversity, while paying lip service to building a more diverse company in the long run.

Using photoshopped images or stock photos on its website to make a company look as if it embraces a multiracial workforce is nothing but racial capitalism in action to mislead potential employees, shareholders, and the public.

by MathPlus June 28, 2018

Capitalist

Traitors that doesn't understand the true way that Marx wrote for all of humanity

Oi Ivan, its some Capitalist scum

by TrueSlavGopnik October 4, 2018