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Cack

To still be a virgin but have sexual contact with a man or multiple men
by Ava and Liz August 22, 2017
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Cack

C - Commanding A - Alpha ck - Cock

The larger more dominant penis.

The type of cock you see in your significant other when you get home early from work.

In the wild, it's free and majestic, and every Beta wants to gaze at it in wonder.

While domesticated, it gets married and keeps the spouse with a smile on their face.
Damn Susie, Alex gave me some serious Cack last night, it was thunder clapping my cheeks and now I can hardly walk, and my stomach hurts"

"His Cack bout broke my damn jaw off"

"Janet said her hubby has a tiny red rocket, and she constantly thinks about Alex's Cack"
by MrSir86 February 4, 2021
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Cack

You are such a cack
Eat some of my birthday cack
by Sleezy Lee December 9, 2021
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Cack Wagon

When a particular place mainly a drinking establishment has clientele that are somewhat unsavoury or feral. This can also be used for regional areas if necessary.
"Hey Dan! Have you been in the Bulls head recently? It's turned into a right cack wagon since the new magistrates court opened next door."
by Saustin1985 September 2, 2018
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Cack Jowie

An evil gremlin of a man who WILL destroy your crops and bring pestilence upon your livestock
Oh sweet mother of FUCK cack jowie’s here
by TheyWillFeelIt October 6, 2025
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Cack

Onomatopoeia for things that sound like:
-The sound a taser makes
-Newton balls
-cheap 90’s toys
“‘Cack’ your taser, they’ll scurry off.”
“The washer’s ‘cacking’ again.”
by anonymous February 10, 2022
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Cack

A term used by a dwarfy ghetto nelsoner describing a mans penis
Adam has a big cack

Amara wants a slice of that cack

CACK-tastic ; )
by Nigga786543216788 June 5, 2014
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