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Bench Sex

Bench sex is primarily preformed on a bench of some sort (like the kind you can find at your local soccer fields). Many styles of benches can be used to have bench sex as long as one participant may be bent over it, or lied on it.
kid1: woah did you see sean bend kat over that bench and bang her?

kid2: yea! that was some hot bench sex!
by sean phillip August 1, 2007
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benchmarks

statistics paid by the companies to make there product look better than the cheaper one often calculated by biased tests using pc and 3d mark.
The benchmarks for HL2 show that on this PC a radeon 9200 gets 300 fps while the gf fx 5950 ultra only gets 10. :(.

see fps
by alan March 27, 2004
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park benching

v. 1. To have qualities of a hobo. 2. To sleep or spend much time on a park bench. 3. To be mistaken for a hobo.

also: park bench, park benched, and park bencher(one who park benches)
Man Jesse, you're such a park bencher! Always park benching!
by anonymus August 6, 2003
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Buzzerk banchee

a frantic sex position which requires the man to lay down on a bed face up naked with only snow boots on( no socks ) and a female species to hover above him being held up by shoestrings and tom belts. The man then inserts his twig into the woman slot. It's pretty simple.
Tom, how about a buzzerk banchee tonight?
by Thom69x2 January 18, 2010
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benchmarketing

Benchmarketing is the process of comparing one's business marketing processes to industry bests practices to find the ideal solution.
Steve: How do I know which is the right solution for my business?
Consultant: We can start by benchmarketing your business needs to match you with the best providers in the industry.
by Marketing_Genius March 31, 2012
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benchworch

Refers to accelerator or gas pedal in a vehicle. - Automotive related.
As stated by a 5 year old girl on Feb.23, 2008
"Mom can't drive that truck, her foot won't reach the benchworch!"
by Al Kamenski March 29, 2008
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Benchiman Hampanoeli

The Anit-Christ, everything about him is the opposite of the portrayal of jesus christ, meaning he stinks, he has an I.Q of a three year old ,(and the build of one) as well as being unable to perform simple tasks like wipe himself. He is also the closet to hell as one can be with an approximate height of 3 cm. He calls everyone a pedophile and plays nothing but Cod and GTA V all day.
"Benchiman Hampanoeli stole my 85 year old Grandfather's used underwear"
by Jock Baylof August 24, 2017
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