Hot Bench

Shitting your pants while seated. Often as the result of an urgent need to defecate but not heeding the seriousness of your body's cry, thinking you can hold it or reluctancy to use public facilities.

Ate some bad Mexican food last night and wound up sitting on the Hot Bench in class this afternoon!

by loosestool October 18, 2017

Hot Bench

An overly excited panel of judges.

Dave Pro: Man those judges were asking me a lot of questions.
Adam Loo: That's what you call a "hot bench" playa.

by Dual Dave March 11, 2014