business texter

A person who only texts when they find it important or when it deals with business. These people tend to stay from small talk and conversations when it comes to texting due to laziness or limited texting. Many people get mad at these business texters since they expect a text back, but are left hanging.

Friend: Whats up dude?

- Ten minutes later -

Friend: Hey wanna hang out at 5?
Business Texter: Yeah sure i'll see you then.
Friend: man why the hell didn't you respond to my first text?

- Ten minutes later -

Friend: you suck dick.

by Vas E. March 9, 2010

monkey business

Monkey business describes an activity where one is up to no good, but is not doing anything too harmful. Monkey business does not cause you to get arrested but will provide a good laugh. From prank phone calls to leaving rare pepes on your friend's doorstep, monkey business is a great sleepover activity for all to enjoy!

Cindy Robes: What's the plan for Saturday night??
Mark Icecreambars: Shit's going down at Jon's place!
Jon Earwig: Yeah, we're gonna do some real monkey business!

by craZy chRi$ October 17, 2015

Business Trick Or Treater

A person that goes out trick or treating on halloween purely for the porpose of business and profit in terms of gross confectionary product, they typically go alone in case other persons cause them to slow down or reduce the quantity of produce aquired. Professional business trick or treaters will often carry a suitcase full of various masks so that they can make a quick change then visit the same properties they have previously visited and get more produce with the proprietor left none the wiser.

Patrick-"Hey man, you coming trick or treating with us tonight?"

Jemal-"Nah, Man im sorry im a business trick or treater, i only go alone"

Patrick-"Thats cool man"

by oldelpaso November 6, 2009

bsinator

one who is able to cleverly and effectively make up credible-sounding information off the top of their head with little or no previous knowledge on a to topic, and apply it effectively to busywork

as a bsinator, i had no trouble making up crap about "gender roles in the industrial revolution"

by firehazard March 13, 2005

Monkey Business

It means all of the following: crazy shit, being shady, lies. You tend to use the term casually.

Girl: Can you let me borrow some cash? I'll pay you next week.

Dude: I don't think so, that sounds like monkey business.

by Lucifer firefly May 16, 2012

Mobile Stripping Business

A business conspired by three college freshman suitemates, in which strippers will come to your location of choice via truck/bus.

monica- we should have a slogan for this mobile stripping business...
celia- how about, " WE BRING THE STIPPING TO YOU..."
ashley- and i can drive the truck topless!

by Monica51 June 29, 2008

Business

What some of my friends and I call our 'private parts'

My panties are all bunched up in my business today.

by Flutter October 15, 2006