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after-birth on toast

What did you have for dinner last night?

I had after-birth on toast. It was nasssty.

Oh you had Domino's Pizza
by Korruption September 30, 2006
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birthday drunk

"Dude, last night you slapped my mom's ass, tried making out with timmy's girlfriend, took a piss on that plant over in the corner, and almost lit Melanie on fire."

"Yo, man. I was fucking birthday drunk. You can't blame me for that shit."
by Kevin20012001 January 15, 2007
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Birth Certificate

A Receipt for the skeet.
I was not tryna put my name on that birth certificate until we got a blood test.
by soulocutz August 26, 2011
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birthday suit

Nude; not an inch of clothing on your body(We were born naked)
" For her anniversary, Mrs. Smith got into her birthday suit for Mr. Smith."
by Ashanda February 4, 2007
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Barth

What happens when you barf inside any kind of helmet that encloses your face. Can be used as a noun or verb. A portmanteau of "Darth" Vader and "barf".
(verb) "Man, I gotta quit barthing on motorcycle trips - I hate choking on it"
(noun) "Barth, I am your maker" - Darth Vader
by darth upchuckitus September 7, 2013
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birthday twin

someone who has the same birthday as you.

whether it be same day, month or year.
Person 1: Hey man It's my birthday.
Person 2: Noway! It's mine too!

Person 1: Hey man, we're birthday twins!
Person 2: Cool man!
by ROCKGODFROMTHE60S January 23, 2016
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birthday wig

Pubes. Usually refers to a woman's.
"My mom's birthday wig is at the cleaner's."
by wainscotting March 15, 2009
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