Bullshit Marathon

The Psychological "Marathon" of compliments, gifts, and help with school assignments that a man must go through to get past the friend zone with a girl.

Ryan was sick of running the bullshit marathon that Marie was putting him through. It looks like they're going to remain just friends.

by Athren in: Real Life June 17, 2009

Bullshit Transfer

The name given to a natural phenomena characterized by person seeming to experience an unending string of bad luck within a relative short period of time.

In layman's term, when a person just can't get a break.

Ex. 1: A person gets fired from their job, and upon arriving at their house they realized they locked themselves out. In an attempt to call a locksmith, said person realizes their phone isn't charged.

Ex.2: An ambitious single man has his date with a hottie postponed due to inclement weather; said bachelor decides to watch a DVD to pass time only to discover the disk is scratched. Single guy proceeds to pwn noobs in an online FPS then finds out internet service is down to the aforementioned inclement weather.

2 of many examples of Bullshit Transfer

by Smarter Child's Child December 19, 2009

Bullshit Boomerang

When you say one little thing to someone and it gets twisted so much that by the time it comes back around it is a load of bullshit.

Me: That girl needs to learn some manners.
gossip: I hear that.

1 Week later

Derp: Why have you been calling me a slut, bitch bitch bitch bitch.

Me: woah That was a real Bullshit boomerang.

by Fairydurt October 24, 2011

Bullshit Concert

( noun ) Display of foolishness and fuckery.

I can't believe anyone is buying into this. It is a total bullshit concert.

by HuggyHand January 1, 2012

bullshit threshold

The amount of bullshit someone will put up with or tolerate before saying fuck it and walking away.

This guy Marc was whiney and kept losing his temper, so I said fuck it I'm out.

That's because you have a low bullshit threshold.

by JFeezy403 June 24, 2016

2k bullshit

When getting screwed over while playing NBA 2K for something out of your control.

Darn, that shooting foul was such 2k bullshit. I cannot believe my team is only shooting 13% in the paint.

by Zin'rokh, Destroyer of Worlds March 1, 2017

punk ass bullshit

When an object or situation is of low or poor quality.

Most notably uttered in the popular video game, GTA V, by the character, Franklin, who sometimes utters this phrase when he runs out of ammunition.

*Pulls trigger*

*click click*

"Man dis some punk ass bullshit" - Franklin

by Homeless Chicken September 3, 2017