Sex Bragger

One who brags about how much sex they have

Sex Bragger: I have lots of sex. You have no sex.
(everyone claps)

by O' Chungus February 1, 2024

Sex Bragger

One who brags about how much sex they have.

Person: (Makes a compelling argument)
Sex Bragger: That's a decent point, unfortunately you have no sex. I have lots of sex.
(everyone starts clapping)
Sex Bragger: Thank you, Thank you very much!

by Pingas Khan February 1, 2024

Water bogger

Wtf bro you really

wtf bro it’s not even water it’s a bogger you dumb ass piece of paper water bogger ass

by Iknowyoudidntsaythat August 2, 2025

benjamin johnathan briggery briggs

benjamin johnathan briggery briggs aka "the skinwalker" , "boogalie" or simply "it", is a large, lankey, orange being known to roam around public parks and lithuanian embassys during the night trying to capture little boys to use in its experiments. it is known for being a test subject for heffley trafficking inc. its true form is believed to be so revolting, slimy, hideous, oily and dandruffy that anyone who comes into contact with it is simply too shocked and horrified to breath. for centuries there have been reported sightings of it and its lovers, xaviwavi, jamal and zac. in order to summon this ungodly creature the words "i cant do a pushup" , "i enjoy watching porn" or simply "we go jim" must be recited 3x and it is believed to show up immeadiatley and suck you through its phat hairy orange arsehole to the heffley trafficking inc dimension where you or your test subject will be experimented on. there are some well known repellants that have been used against it are: basic hygene, regular porn, hentai, women and people who are against crypto.

A- "bro there was some 8ft thingy hiding near that house!"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"

by sharon6969420 November 20, 2022

Itamins lost brogter

Itamins lost brogter is the retarded cousin of VLB, ILB is known for his super strength and ability to kill everything in 1 second. His biggest weakness is fall damage.

''Hey who is it that?''
''Are you for real bitch?! thats Itamins lost brogter!''

by Kenny McCormick.die June 3, 2023