bread and butter blonde

Your run-of-the-mill, generically attractive blonde girl, with nothing especially noteworthy about her appearance or demeanor, cute enough to fuck, and common enough to forget.

"Every big university needs a good 3000 or so bread and butter blondes to stock all the frats and bars."

by zapatistacrat August 25, 2009

Blonde Savant

A blonde who by all outward appearences is just a blonde, but who is a secret genius.

Blonde Savants don't get blonde jokes.

by katybra August 5, 2010

closet blonde

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

by 420 Eminel December 24, 2008

blonderexic

Being so addicted to bleaching your hair that it's almost white, flat, monochromatic, and burnt to a frizzle.

Vicki Gunvalson from The Real Housewives of Orange County is blonderexic and needs to just shave her head and start over.

by Spiral Jacobs August 5, 2008

Blond

The masculine form of the hair color of a yellowish, lighter color. Feminine form is 'blonde' with an 'e' at the end. Commonly referred to as 'dumb blondes' to whenever they make a mistake or mess up on something. A hair color that doesnt make a person dumb just because their hair is lighter than others'.Assuming that I have straight A's and I am a blond guy doesnt't make blond guys or blonde girls stupid.

1.That man has blond hair.
2.That woman has blonde hair.

by oreZ ytivarG March 30, 2009

cat piss blonde

a girl who constantly dies her hair to the point where it's about to fall out. She then dies her hair with something like peroxide or bleach, to where her hair looks like cat piss.

"Wow, look at that cat piss blonde bitch!"

by concerned me December 24, 2007

Blonde Envy

1. There are two kinds of people in the world, those that are true blondes and those who wish they are.
2. Women who mistake IQ with hair color and use it as a basis for criticism.
3. Men who ask their girlfriends to dye their hair blonde.

Mark told his wife that she would be sexier if she lightened her hair, he has blonde envy.

by SakeenahQ8 February 7, 2009