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blueberry blumpkin

The art of getting head while taking a dump in a port-o-potty, preferably on a construction site.
Cori is taking a shit in the port-O-potty, B. Swindle gave him a blueberry blumpkin to show his undying affection
by OldFashionHandyMan January 25, 2015
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Donald Blumpkin

This is a sexual act wherein a man receives a oral sex while sitting on the toilet, wearing nothing but a MAGA (Make America Great Again) hat.
I went to Hooters for my birthday hoping that I'd be able to coerce one of the waitresses into giving me a Donald Blumpkin or a peck on the helmet.
by Haywood JeBlomey October 6, 2018
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Giga Blumpkin

The Giga Blumpkin is an advanced form of the sexual position known as the Blumpkin.
During a standard Blumpkin a person using a toilet receives fellatio from a person kneeling in front of the toilet being used.

A giga blumpkin involves additional steps which allow both participants to use the toilet at the same time.

1- Remove the toilet tank cover from the top of the toilet .

2- The person to receive fellatio sits on the toilet tank with their anus slightly off center of the main valve so when they defecate, their feces does not hit any of the vital flushing equipment.

3- The person performing fellatio then sits on the toilet facing the tank. This will allow them to also defecate in the toilet as well as urinate.

Both individuals can now defecate into the toilet while the person sitting on the toilet tank can receive fellatio.

4-When the person defecating into the toilet tank is finished defecating, the toilet can then be flushed. If the feces in the toilet tank does not flush into the tank drain, the handle of a plunger can be employed to push the feces into the toilet tank drain to clear it.

5- A toilet tank cake or 4oz of bleach can be put in the tank after flushing so future flushes do not contain the smell of feces.

6- After the giga blumpkin is completed and the toilet tank has been cleared of feces, the toilet tank lid should be put back on the toilet.
Jennifer gave Dave a giga blumpkin.
by Mr. SnowmanPants March 21, 2021
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Smokin Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit, smoking a crack pipe.
" Did anyone see where the pipe went?"

" Oh Josh took it in the bathroom. Shannan's giving him a Smokin Blumpkin"
by ShannanD April 19, 2023
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Brown Sugar Blumpkin

The receiving of oral pleasure whilst taking a particularly sticky, post-bourbon, dump.
Also known as the B-James.
Hey Jim, I finished a 10-pack of JD's last night. Any chance I can get that Brown sugar blumpkin you owe me?
by doot_toot April 19, 2017
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Full slam dunk blumpkin

Otherwise known as a "chrimp-an-heave"

This term defines the phenomena when a chrimp is receiving a blow job, he shuts in his hands and flings it on top of the head of the one giving said blow job, as if scoring a slam dunk in basketball.

This phenomenon does however come with risks such a the action of flinging Shit may cause tennis elbow in the randy chrimp, or at times the Shit can be an irritant to the skin on top of the head one the one giving said blow job.
Why hasn't the zookeeper giving that chrimp his fucking full slam dunk blumpkin yet!!
by Arkyboy19 August 21, 2018
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Double reverse blumpkin

When a person is upper decking a toilet and another person is shitting backwards on said toilet giving oral sex to the person doing the upper decking.
The only reason I like house parties is pulling the old double reverse blumpkin before I leave.
by Coltnasty August 19, 2021
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