(Spinoff of "cock block".) A hop block occurs when one person impedes another person's attempt to drink beer. Usually a spouse/significant other, but could be any friend, co-worker, or a complete stranger.
I had the bartender's attention for a moment, but the hot blonde at the other end of the bar keeps hop-blocking me.
I can't meet you to watch the game today. My wife pulled a major hop block by scheduling a hairdresser appointment, and I have to watch the kids.
I can't meet you to watch the game today. My wife pulled a major hop block by scheduling a hairdresser appointment, and I have to watch the kids.
by Mike E Me July 15, 2010
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"What do you mean?"
"He kept farting and Crop Dusting the whole bar last night and that made the girl I was talking to leave."
"That Sucks"
"Yeah what an asshole, I had that chick in the bag until I got crop blocked."
My married friends find it humorous to eat Chipotle prior to going out for the sole reason of Crop Blocking me while talking to girls at the bar.
"What do you mean?"
"He kept farting and Crop Dusting the whole bar last night and that made the girl I was talking to leave."
"That Sucks"
"Yeah what an asshole, I had that chick in the bag until I got crop blocked."
My married friends find it humorous to eat Chipotle prior to going out for the sole reason of Crop Blocking me while talking to girls at the bar.
by Wan-Stamos January 14, 2011
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by Loke E. Coyote August 25, 2013
Get the cock block o'clock mug.An instrument used typically by marching instructors that is made out of plastic or synthetic woods. The gock block is hit in order to establish or keep a tempo for musicians to march or play to. Also referred to as met or metronome.
Student 1: Bro, where's the met clicky thingy?
Student 2: You mean the gock block? I think it's in the director's office.
Student 2: You mean the gock block? I think it's in the director's office.
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by L E S B E A N October 5, 2020
Get the Tetris Block mug.As the name implies, this is the opposite of Writer's Block. This means that the writer, instead of blanking, gets an overflow of ideas- the downside is that these ideas will usually not be related to each other. For instance, an author may be trying to write a biography and, due to Reverse Writer's Block, get ideas for the biography, ideas for a story about god-knows-what, lines for a poem, characters for a script, and so on.
This can be a good thing in that, due to the massive writing one does because of this, improvement can be accomplished. They can exercise grammar, word usage, and creativity.
There is no cure, I'm afraid.
This can be a good thing in that, due to the massive writing one does because of this, improvement can be accomplished. They can exercise grammar, word usage, and creativity.
There is no cure, I'm afraid.
Dr. Morrow attempted to begin writing her medical essay, but due to reverse Writer's-Block she could only think to write of a rich leprechaun and following it up on an expository piece discussing computers.
by Christianlasha February 24, 2009
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similar to the experience of writer's block
similar to the experience of writer's block
I waited fully five minutes for the laptop to start up and then I had google block, what a waste of time
by cosmicdee May 10, 2008
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