Tetris Block

What killed Chiaki Nanami 😚✌️

I don't like tetris blocks anymore

by L E S B E A N October 06, 2020

sock blocked

Being interrupted mid-masturbation. Can be when one is directly caught in the act or is interrupted by other means, i.e. an unexpected guest at the door, a phone call, someone coming to check up on them, etc.

I was almost finished choking the chicken when my brother barged into my room and sock blocked me.

by MylesMad May 07, 2015

Crowd-block

When you're in a rush, and are repeatedly blocked by a lot of people who are standing in your way.

"Man, I missed the bus. I was totally crowd-blocked..."

by Rassjo March 06, 2010

snot blocking

Avoiding a persons romantic advances by blowing snot out ones nose.

The only way for Lucy to avoid Dylan's kiss was by snot blocking him.

by Declan8 May 20, 2016

Fapper's Block

When you are unable to obtain and keep an erection while watching porn because the pornographic media gets boring, or it doesnt give that umph you need for your member to stand salute.

Fapper's block is the reason there are millions of pornographic genres, and millions more undiscovered...

John: Yo man, teen bukkake doesnt do it for me anymore, im getting fapper's block

Peter:Dude, try milf crackwhores

2 and a half minutes later

John:yo thanks man, you got rid of my fappers block

by Fishee October 14, 2010

Google Block

turning on your computer specifically to look up something on the internet but then, by the time computer has finished starting up & logging on, forgetting what it was you wanted to search for

similar to the experience of writer's block

I waited fully five minutes for the laptop to start up and then I had google block, what a waste of time

by cosmicdee May 10, 2008

Guac Block

A term used to describe a a common party foul in which one person obstructs another person's pathway to the avocado dip by standing idly by the snacks.

Man, that girl was cute, but she was guac blocking me all night.

by dcthriller January 22, 2012